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By Tristan - 30/07/2020 02:01

Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 30 July 2020 2:53

You have either a date or a sexual harassment complaint on your hands.

bloopaloop 27

Thursday 30 July 2020 2:09

One time I texted my wife “Thanks, honey!” but it autocorrected to “I hate you bitch, you’ve ruined my life!” Jk, my wife is awesome.

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bloopaloop 27

Thursday 30 July 2020 2:09

One time I texted my wife “Thanks, honey!” but it autocorrected to “I hate you bitch, you’ve ruined my life!” Jk, my wife is awesome.

RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 30 July 2020 2:53

You have either a date or a sexual harassment complaint on your hands.

BLVCK_DVDDY 7

Thursday 30 July 2020 5:24

I worked at Starbucks n I finished ringing up an attractive girl and said “imma have you in just a moment”instead of “ I’ll have it out for you in a moment”

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Thursday 30 July 2020 13:34

Okay Hannibal.

jc1015 25

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Friday 31 July 2020 3:14

no sympathy for autocorrect blunders. it's not that hard to read and make sure things are right before you hit send

Huldan MeGroyn 13

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Saturday 1 August 2020 0:22

HR will be in touch with you, shortly

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