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WTF didn't u hear the text... fake.
If I'm asleep and I hear the sound from a text I just ignore it and go back to sleep, if however I hear the sound my alarm makes I proceed to actually get out of bed.
Text usually vibrates once, alarm 10! times. Ringtone will go off the same way. Dumbass. Note: this was a reply to 28, or 26. **** I can't see the number on my iPod Touch.
lol, win.
If a phone is going to have an alarm, the alarm is going to ring for a long time. When you get a text, it will usually only ring 1-2 times. I'm just trying to show #26 how it wasn't fake. There's a difference between 10 rings and 2.
lol I'm second :)
#29 get the app callex "fml official" its free and you can see everything. its desugned for ipod touch/iphone. thats what im using now
*******!!!
EXPECTO PATRONUM
:-O
maybe you can learn from this, go buy an alarm clock stupid!!! and also i won 5600 dollars off the super bowl pool at my work.
I keep my phone on silent, so I don't hear any texts or calls, but the alarm will still ring.
this is 2010 who doesn't use their phone as their alarm? get with the times grandpa
that's actually happened to me b4
WIN
Cruz_gurlz1 you should go fake, it would look better
iPhone?
then why are you on fml?
he probably wrote this after his shift. or maybe he wrote it at a stoplight during his commute. god damn.
splydoms, are you just an alias for snickerdoodles? If not, then it's just eerie how similar you two are.
only when it is a complete sentence is it inside the quotes, not just a single word. way to go though, grammar nazi.
Hahahaha, splydoms got owned.
Just a quick note: I wasn't trying to poke fun at splydoms and/or snickerdoodles, I was just curious. I think snickerdoodles is awesome.
You both lose.
no, u won the game, oh wait, nevermind...
i know how did they lose wtf, i bet on them and everything
boo colts
I won $500 on the coin toss.
Damn i lost the game.
Lol wow, what are the odds, that sux big time =P
you're late, but have time to post this on FML? nice.
Pshh, yeah it's your dad's fault you're 20 minutes late and not the fact you're on FML. It's fun to blame, isn't it? :]
You are so ******* creepy lookin remove that pic please
lmfao
I feel bad for the guy on the left.
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Lol wow, what are the odds, that sux big time =P
I found this utterly hilarious.