By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

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cjwayy 22

I hope you wouldn't punch someone else if they kept sneezing.

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worldclassrager 39

Just hold your nose or something hope it wasn't a bloody result

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germanboy214 2

I can kind of relate to OP. I have anger issues myself. Now, I've never punched myself in the face for sneezing, but I have hit something because it wouldn't stop hurting.

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middlenamefrank 8

"Short temper", no. Anger issues, yes. Get some help, jackass.

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okudatwo 11

Them allergies. I'm gettin' em too. Every time in sneeze, i sneeze again and again for about 10 times.

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