That snot going to stop your sneezing, OP.

And I thought I had anger issues

SHUT THE FUCK UP! *punches self* If I can witness this, I will be satisfied with my life.

I didn't know America still made that kind of stupid.

Quit hitting yourself.

Americans are known for that kind of stupid. In New Zealand, we say "Only in America..." in situations such as these.

Jake The Muss from Once Were Warriors would have just demanded, "bitch! Make me some eggs!"

Remember, "who's that pretty girl in the mirror there?"

What mirror? Where?

42: anger TISSUES.

My brother has done the exact same thing. I guess he and OP have some things in common.

#81 - I don't know why that got so many negative votes. I'm American and I laughed my ass off at that!

Do you need a tissue for your issues?

bless you?

Like your comment.

relax, it's not that serious

*Throws lamp* Lighten up man.

I love lamp...

Lamp no love you back

wrong. Lamp love you long time. Especially when plugged in.

Lamp gets real turned on when plugged in

No he punched himself in the brain for doing something so stupid.

Quiet brain, or I'll poke you with a Q-tip.

I wonder what he does for hiccups?

Throat punch

Hiccups are caused by diaphragm spasms, not throat issues...

Lol yeah, but if he's stupid enough to punch himself in the nose for sneezing too much, then who knows what he'd do if he lost his shit over hiccups!

I hope OP doesn't ever get blue balls.

Does that mean he puts his hand in his when he has the runs?

Don't be so surprised. You can't expect things like emotional restraint from a male.

Well just noticed my mistake

I'm sorry, 99 so just because someone has a penis means they don't have to control their emotions? That's a terribly wrong point of view.

Can't be too surprised. 99's name is misandrist.

Having a penis doesn't mean being a male. Trans people exist. Cute transphobia, though.

Op would probably make an exception for that one.

Why? "GRRRR I hate my sneezing I'm going to injure myself!" How stupid must you be?

A bloody snotty nose is definitely not better than a snotty nose.

This person should never have children. Imagine the reaction to a dirty diaper?

Or the baby crying. I have a feeling if OP does have a kid, it will die of shaken baby syndrome.

Shut up jackass. Try being empathetic. I know it's a foreign concept for you, just try your best

#112, I suggest you take anger management courses too. Being that angry is really unhealthy

Goosfrabaa

I know right? You and I are the only normal ones in this face-punching, mad-as-a-hatter society. The amount of decadence in this skidmark society had me close to submission, but thank goodness you came in to save me from this cesspool!

it's the people with pink hair..

And what about us people with pink hair? There are many levels of pink, some not quite as bright as others.

Pink? That is definitely purple.