FML : Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the...

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jellybean - / Friday 6 November 2009 23:37 / United States

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By bringtheheat22 | 0

#658784 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:24

thats what you get for breaking the law.

By DameGreyWulf | 0

#658781 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:23

AHAHAHA... that's actually fucking great yo. I'll have to favourite this one. YDI for not getting the scissors/for caring so much.

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By DameGreyWulf | 0

#658781 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:23

AHAHAHA... that's actually fucking great yo. I'll have to favourite this one. YDI for not getting the scissors/for caring so much.

BeeSkwaird | 0

#659154 - Saturday 7 November 2009 03:28

I did something like this once :-P

RoryStorm239 | 0

#974743 - Monday 5 April 2010 10:36

I think we all have xD

dai1227 | 0

#1250743 - Monday 16 August 2010 07:50

YDI U FUKING BITCH

By bringtheheat22 | 0

#658784 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:24

thats what you get for breaking the law.

DameGreyWulf | 0

#658792 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:26

That's only mattresses, I believe.

chrisgllgs | 0

#658830 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:54

if you actually read them it says only the consumer can remove that tag its only illegal for the manufacturer to remove the tags.

alexandraa_fml | 0

#658840 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:56

LOL, favorited. The way I pictured this was priceless.

By dramatic11 | 0

#658788 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:25

Sounds like something I would do, although I don't see how you broke your nose from that... lol. Nosebleeds, maybe. Lots of pain in your nose for awhile... yea... lol >_>

By noshitsherlock | 0

#658805 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:34

HAHHAHAHHA that's funny because you're stupid. Ever heard of this invention called scissors?

asspole | 16

#6325143 - Friday 19 June 2015 05:48

You sick fuck, she would've stabbed herself in the face!

By jons_phucked | 0

#658820 - Saturday 7 November 2009 08:50

wow must have hated that tag...

By kravitzz1990 | 0

#658844 - Saturday 7 November 2009 09:03

ive done that with cupboards that are stuck shut!!! feel ur pain... ouchy!!

By dudeitsdanny | 9

#658854 - Saturday 7 November 2009 09:09

Why didn't you tuck it into the pillowcase..? But this FML made me realize that the only pillowcase I've had with a tag was a Winnie the Pooh one years ago.