Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
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jellybean
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6/11/2009 23:37
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DameGreyWulf
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AHAHAHA... that's actually fucking great yo.
I'll have to favourite this one.
YDI for not getting the scissors/for caring so much.
I'll have to favourite this one.
YDI for not getting the scissors/for caring so much.
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BeeSkwaird
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I did something like this once :-P
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RoryStorm239
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I think we all have xD
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dai1227
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YDI U FUKING BITCH
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bringtheheat22
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thats what you get for breaking the law.
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DameGreyWulf
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That's only mattresses, I believe.
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chrisgllgs
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if you actually read them it says only the consumer can remove that tag its only illegal for the manufacturer to remove the tags.
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alexandraa_fml
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LOL, favorited. The way I pictured this was priceless.
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dramatic11
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Sounds like something I would do, although I don't see how you broke your nose from that... lol. Nosebleeds, maybe. Lots of pain in your nose for awhile... yea... lol >_>
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noshitsherlock
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HAHHAHAHHA that's funny because you're stupid. Ever heard of this invention called scissors?
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asspole
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You sick fuck, she would've stabbed herself in the face!
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jons_phucked
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wow must have hated that tag...
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kravitzz1990
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ive done that with cupboards that are stuck shut!!! feel ur pain... ouchy!!
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dudeitsdanny
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Why didn't you tuck it into the pillowcase..?
But this FML made me realize that the only pillowcase I've had with a tag was a Winnie the Pooh one years ago.
But this FML made me realize that the only pillowcase I've had with a tag was a Winnie the Pooh one years ago.
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Erranty
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You put the tag end into the pillowcase first dummy.
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956TXking
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is that even possible
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Saluton
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FYL but you broke your nose with your own hand? Aggressive you are :)
I'll have to favourite this one.
YDI for not getting the scissors/for caring so much.