By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States
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AHAHAHA... that's actually fucking great yo. I'll have to favourite this one. YDI for not getting the scissors/for caring so much.
I did something like this once :-P
I think we all have xD
YDI U FUKING BITCH
That's only mattresses, I believe.
LOL, favorited. The way I pictured this was priceless.
Sounds like something I would do, although I don't see how you broke your nose from that... lol. Nosebleeds, maybe. Lots of pain in your nose for awhile... yea... lol >_>
HAHHAHAHHA that's funny because you're stupid. Ever heard of this invention called scissors?
You sick fuck, she would've stabbed herself in the face!
You put the tag end into the pillowcase first dummy.
FYL but you broke your nose with your own hand? Aggressive you are :)
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thats what you get for breaking the law.
Well, atleast it is better than the dude who cut himself with a spoon. And the people who read the FML who tried to cut themselves with spoons. I suppose I could understand that he had an itch and then went to pull a tag. I've jumped off of things and kneed myself in the face. OP FYL.