By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
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thats what you get for breaking the law.

Well, atleast it is better than the dude who cut himself with a spoon. And the people who read the FML who tried to cut themselves with spoons. I suppose I could understand that he had an itch and then went to pull a tag. I've jumped off of things and kneed myself in the face. OP FYL.


AHAHAHA... that's actually fucking great yo. I'll have to favourite this one. YDI for not getting the scissors/for caring so much.

I did something like this once :-P

I think we all have xD


thats what you get for breaking the law.

That's only mattresses, I believe.

if you actually read them it says only the consumer can remove that tag its only illegal for the manufacturer to remove the tags.

LOL, favorited. The way I pictured this was priceless.

Sounds like something I would do, although I don't see how you broke your nose from that... lol. Nosebleeds, maybe. Lots of pain in your nose for awhile... yea... lol >_>

HAHHAHAHHA that's funny because you're stupid. Ever heard of this invention called scissors?

You sick fuck, she would've stabbed herself in the face!

wow must have hated that tag...

ive done that with cupboards that are stuck shut!!! feel ur pain... ouchy!!

Why didn't you tuck it into the pillowcase..? But this FML made me realize that the only pillowcase I've had with a tag was a Winnie the Pooh one years ago.

You put the tag end into the pillowcase first dummy.

is that even possible 

FYL but you broke your nose with your own hand? Aggressive you are :)