By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 069
You deserved it 2 802

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Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

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This is sheer epicness...

^dude wtf?

^dude WTF?

WTF DUDE^^

y'all r just jealous cus I thought of it first haha :)

This shit just got real...

Dudes, WTF?! ^^^

Can you actually comment on this fml, instead of showing off your beautiful one word and acronym vocabulary.

ugh hit send by accident before I could finish. Op that sucks have you tried seeing the doctor yet? They can work wonders with their mysterious occult powers.

and also, WE were actually commenting on the comment. u just wana get everyone to see what ur sayin loser

hahah 40's right, you loser.

^ big loser

Christ poor you, vomiting, sneezing, bashing your nose,knocking yourself out !! your lucky your alive!!!

haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

there's different kinds of colds...

Mucus running down the throat can cause vomiting. Plus, yes, any kind of virus can upset a sensitive stomach.

thats gotta hurt icepack

Wouldn't it hurt your feelings, being pressed against someone's bloody nose?

I feel sorry for you :T at least none of that stuff fell out and splashed back into your mouth just to choke you with puke infested toilet water and make you even SICKER right?

Might I suggest a medically induced coma? It may be less painful for you at this point... but seriously that sucks OP, there is a nasty cold going around where I live too.

I think your gorgeous ! mw2 all dayyyyyyyyyyy.

what's your gamertag

No one cares about the nose, OP. What color was your puke?

who cares? are you trying to figure out what op ate as their last meal?

glad i dont feel anythin' YDI for havin' a nose

aww bless you! that's horrible. must of hurt!