Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
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my2centsworth
| 15
Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.
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firstdbzmaker
| 15
haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL
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EightInchNails
| 9
This is sheer epicness...
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chillaux
| 0
^dude wtf?
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MAGNAVOX
| 0
^dude WTF?
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EightInchNails
| 9
dude WTF? ^^
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chillaux
| 0
^WTF
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muhdoggin
| 0
WTF DUDE^^
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chillaux
| 0
y'all r just jealous cus I thought of it first haha :)
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EightInchNails
| 9
This shit just got real...
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MAGNAVOX
| 0
Real hd.
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Doortje
| 28
Dudes, WTF?! ^^^
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chillaux
| 0
^no
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I_iz_special
| 0
Can you actually comment on this fml, instead of showing off your beautiful one word and acronym vocabulary.
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I_iz_special
| 0
ugh hit send by accident before I could finish. Op that sucks have you tried seeing the doctor yet? They can work wonders with their mysterious occult powers.
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chillaux
| 0
and also, WE were actually commenting on the comment. u just wana get everyone to see what ur sayin loser
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fyllx10
| 0
hahah 40's right, you loser.
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BigBirdLookAlike
| 0
Ya loser. ^
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MAGNAVOX
| 0
^ big loser
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sheribb
| 5
Christ poor you, vomiting, sneezing, bashing your nose,knocking yourself out !! your lucky your alive!!!
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firstdbzmaker
| 15
haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL
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my2centsworth
| 15
Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.
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muhdoggin
| 0
there's different kinds of colds...
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Intoxicunt
| 5
Mucus running down the throat can cause vomiting. Plus, yes, any kind of virus can upset a sensitive stomach.
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iyahkinz
| 0
thats gotta hurt icepack
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CloudEnvy
| 17
Wouldn't it hurt your feelings, being pressed against someone's bloody nose?
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muhdoggin
| 0
I feel sorry for you :T at least none of that stuff fell out and splashed back into your mouth just to choke you with puke infested toilet water and make you even SICKER right?
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Rhianikki
| 0
Might I suggest a medically induced coma? It may be less painful for you at this point... but seriously that sucks OP, there is a nasty cold going around where I live too.
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Shookitup
| 0
Ouch :(
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MAGNAVOX
| 0
I think your gorgeous !
mw2 all dayyyyyyyyyyy.
mw2 all dayyyyyyyyyyy.
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ryan737
| 0
what's your gamertag
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Seba_2020
| 0
GT?
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BananaTroll
| 0
No one cares about the nose, OP. What color was your puke?
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nikkibeez
| 0
who cares? are you trying to figure out what op ate as their last meal?
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TheBananaTheif
| 0
delicious.
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DROELOELULZ
| 0
glad i dont feel anythin' YDI for havin' a nose
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georggx
| 3
aww bless you! that's horrible. must of hurt!