FML : Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding,...

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 September 2010 02:35 / United States

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By my2centsworth | 15

#1456053 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:30

Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

By firstdbzmaker | 15

#1456041 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:29

haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

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By EightInchNails | 9

#1456024 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:24

This is sheer epicness...

chillaux | 0

#1456044 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:29

^dude wtf?

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1456077 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:35

^dude WTF?

EightInchNails | 9

#1456096 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:38

dude WTF? ^^

chillaux | 0

#1456102 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:39

^WTF

muhdoggin | 0

#1456110 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:39

WTF DUDE^^

chillaux | 0

#1456118 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:41

y'all r just jealous cus I thought of it first haha :)

EightInchNails | 9

#1456124 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:41

This shit just got real...

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1456167 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:51

Real hd.

Doortje | 28

#1456326 - Saturday 25 September 2010 11:49

Dudes, WTF?! ^^^

chillaux | 0

#1456353 - Saturday 25 September 2010 12:13

^no

I_iz_special | 0

#1456570 - Saturday 25 September 2010 14:35

Can you actually comment on this fml, instead of showing off your beautiful one word and acronym vocabulary.

I_iz_special | 0

#1456577 - Saturday 25 September 2010 14:37

ugh hit send by accident before I could finish. Op that sucks have you tried seeing the doctor yet? They can work wonders with their mysterious occult powers.

chillaux | 0

#1456658 - Saturday 25 September 2010 15:33

and also, WE were actually commenting on the comment. u just wana get everyone to see what ur sayin loser

fyllx10 | 0

#1456757 - Saturday 25 September 2010 16:14

hahah 40's right, you loser.

BigBirdLookAlike | 0

#1456922 - Saturday 25 September 2010 16:58

Ya loser. ^

MAGNAVOX | 0

#1457005 - Saturday 25 September 2010 17:31

^ big loser

sheribb | 5

#1460224 - Sunday 26 September 2010 15:56

Christ poor you, vomiting, sneezing, bashing your nose,knocking yourself out !! your lucky your alive!!!

By firstdbzmaker | 15

#1456041 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:29

haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

By my2centsworth | 15

#1456053 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:30

Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

muhdoggin | 0

#1456065 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:33

there's different kinds of colds...

Intoxicunt | 5

#1456207 - Saturday 25 September 2010 10:12

Mucus running down the throat can cause vomiting. Plus, yes, any kind of virus can upset a sensitive stomach.

By iyahkinz | 0

#1456055 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:31

thats gotta hurt icepack

CloudEnvy | 17

#1456347 - Saturday 25 September 2010 12:03

Wouldn't it hurt your feelings, being pressed against someone's bloody nose?

By muhdoggin | 0

#1456074 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:34

I feel sorry for you :T at least none of that stuff fell out and splashed back into your mouth just to choke you with puke infested toilet water and make you even SICKER right?

By Rhianikki | 0

#1456082 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:36

Might I suggest a medically induced coma? It may be less painful for you at this point... but seriously that sucks OP, there is a nasty cold going around where I live too.