By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 108
You deserved it 2 811

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my2centsworth 15

Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

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This is sheer epicness...

chillaux 0

^dude wtf?

MAGNAVOX 0

^dude WTF?

chillaux 0

^WTF

muhdoggin 0

WTF DUDE^^

chillaux 0

y'all r just jealous cus I thought of it first haha :)

This shit just got real...

MAGNAVOX 0

Real hd.

Dudes, WTF?! ^^^

chillaux 0

^no

Can you actually comment on this fml, instead of showing off your beautiful one word and acronym vocabulary.

ugh hit send by accident before I could finish. Op that sucks have you tried seeing the doctor yet? They can work wonders with their mysterious occult powers.

chillaux 0

and also, WE were actually commenting on the comment. u just wana get everyone to see what ur sayin loser

hahah 40's right, you loser.

MAGNAVOX 0

^ big loser

sheribb 5

Christ poor you, vomiting, sneezing, bashing your nose,knocking yourself out !! your lucky your alive!!!

haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

my2centsworth 15

Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

muhdoggin 0

there's different kinds of colds...

Mucus running down the throat can cause vomiting. Plus, yes, any kind of virus can upset a sensitive stomach.

thats gotta hurt icepack

Wouldn't it hurt your feelings, being pressed against someone's bloody nose?

muhdoggin 0

I feel sorry for you :T at least none of that stuff fell out and splashed back into your mouth just to choke you with puke infested toilet water and make you even SICKER right?

Might I suggest a medically induced coma? It may be less painful for you at this point... but seriously that sucks OP, there is a nasty cold going around where I live too.

Shookitup 0

Ouch :(

MAGNAVOX 0

I think your gorgeous ! mw2 all dayyyyyyyyyyy.

ryan737 0

what's your gamertag

BananaTroll 0

No one cares about the nose, OP. What color was your puke?

who cares? are you trying to figure out what op ate as their last meal?

DROELOELULZ 0

glad i dont feel anythin' YDI for havin' a nose

aww bless you! that's horrible. must of hurt!