Health: Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because...

By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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By Manly Sneeze - 07/07/2016 11:34

Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Friday 18 April 2014 18:11

That's snot very fun..

Pleonasm 35

Friday 18 April 2014 18:13

Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

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G_bear24 9

Friday 18 April 2014 20:48

Hahaha wow you sure showed your nose who is boss!

EastyBeasty 4

Friday 18 April 2014 21:02

That was just stupid.

pratikp03 22

Friday 18 April 2014 21:27

Why...just why?

pandalover69 26

Friday 18 April 2014 21:28

ydi dumbass

ahippienamedrae 10

Friday 18 April 2014 21:52

Even an idiot nose not to do that.

cmm06241 3

Friday 18 April 2014 21:59

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

olisykesdick 6

Friday 18 April 2014 22:03

This sounds like me..

buckdharma 36

Friday 18 April 2014 22:17

I hope you never suffer from premature ejaculation.

jw833055 13

Friday 18 April 2014 22:34

I kinda hope he does.

foreverfilthy__ 10

Friday 18 April 2014 22:19

Hahaha!! This is the best fml I have ever read!

ravens42 8

Friday 18 April 2014 22:23

What the hell is wrong with you

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