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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
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Dude_fml 0

sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.

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My2864 1

why didnt you turn away do you like sneezing over yourself?

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ODEEZY 0

you have steriod flavored sneezes if you can do bodily damage to yourself like that... lay off the roids A-Rod.... XD

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Dude_fml 0

sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.

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Epickitty58 29

When does anyone ever deserve to break their nose?* *Except if they've purposely done something equally bad or worse to somebody else who didn't deserve it.

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bsneeze 0

aww that is sad, i hope your nose heals okay. :(

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alwaysalady 0

sneezes can throw people around. I've tripped the force of my sneezes before. I hope the fix it good, otherwise you'll end up with a lump.

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IngenuityGap 0

I'm sitting here wondering how it is even possible to be that uncoordinated.

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brittini 0

Thats happened to me before too; it sucks!!

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