Work, Health, Accident and Injury: Always wear protective gear - FML

Always wear protective gear

By Anonymous - 06/06/2020 14:02

Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2020 0:52

Are you a cartoon?

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Saturday 6 June 2020 16:27

I doubt you have an actual concussion from smacking your head against the board, but that still sounds painful.

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Saturday 6 June 2020 16:01

This is some loony toons shit right here...

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Saturday 6 June 2020 16:27

I doubt you have an actual concussion from smacking your head against the board, but that still sounds painful.

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Friday 12 June 2020 15:18

Actually you can get a concussion from getting your head on a board if you hit your head hard enough or if you hit your head in a certain area. I have had enough of them growing up.

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Saturday 6 June 2020 17:31

And now you know what the Three Stooges felt like! Sorry for your pains, OP.

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Saturday 6 June 2020 19:02

Are you a relative of the 3 Stooges, sorry for the bad day I know exactly how you feel

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Saturday 6 June 2020 20:56

You deserve it chimp

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Sunday 7 June 2020 0:27

Is your name Tim Taylor by any chance?

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Sunday 7 June 2020 0:52

Are you a cartoon?

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Sunday 7 June 2020 1:31

Maybe you should stay away from stuff that involves working with your hands.

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Sunday 7 June 2020 3:43

That's another fine mess you've gotten yourself into.

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Sunday 7 June 2020 7:22

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