Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.

agreed. Maybe the nose was plotting against the OP. :O

i also agree with #1....but i always thought you scratch, when something inches....and not "itch it"

Heh. Technically, it is "scratch" not "itch," since "itch" is a noun, but all of my friends who speak English as a second language say "itch," no matter how many times I correct them. XD

Everyone on fml has a really violent sneezing problem

Sometimes, you just have a violent sneeze. Don't tell me you've never had a violent sneeze before. It happens to everyone at least once. TBH, I get very violent hiccups. If keep my mouth closed, it's still loud enough on the inside that I've actually gotten kicked out of class until they stopped because I was disrupting everyone. The bad part about keeping my mouth shut with hiccups so violent is it hurts like hell from the diaphragm up, so unless something important is going on around me, I have to keep my mouth open to stay comfortable.

#59 is almost awesome. An itch is what you scratch. Itch can be a verb. "My nose was itching, so I scratched it." Or "I had an itch on my nose, so I scratched it." I love #59 anyway ;D OP: FYL. Similar, less painful things have happened to me while sneezing.

i just want to know, WHO PUNCHES THEMSELVES WHEN THEY SNEEZE???

Someone who was trying to scratch their nose?

hello，Miss.Violet. Can you teach me English every night ?

That must hurt D=

that must really hurt. fyl. and ydi. for not turning your head

made my day only because iv done that

That sucks!

Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.

Lol now you know you can give some dude a black eye!

way to go joe!

wow

That's fricking funny.

YDI for having a nose

This made me laugh more than I thought it would.