By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

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duude989 7

Said the person who can't spell sterilized.

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miss_jules 11

Short temper? I cannot believe that anyone could have such a 'short temper' that they would punch themselves. Come on, OP...try using 'mentally unstable' or something in that line rather :p

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skipper2009 18

YDI for being a dumbass. Get your shit together before you die of a heart attack at an early age.

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MrConcise 34

I feel for this guy, though. Sneezing is so uncomfortable it used to make me nearly cry every time I would sneeze. I can imagine somebody with anger issues who hates the feeling of sneezing as much as myself might have some problems dealing with that.

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Athabaska 10

I have a short temper, you are just a ******* moron.

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UniqueVixen1988 9

LOL!!! I feel your pain OP , I hate sneezing too!

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