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By Ow - 18/04/2014 11:09 - United States - Golden Valley

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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By Ahhwtf - 18/08/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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By Manly Sneeze - 07/07/2016 11:34

Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By jellybean - 06/11/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Immortal_Toaster 23

Friday 18 April 2014 18:11

That's snot very fun..

Pleonasm 35

Friday 18 April 2014 18:13

Did you then punch yourself in the heart because you wouldn't stop bleeding?

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Fas4wd 13

Saturday 19 April 2014 22:22

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BvbArmy_0 18

Sunday 20 April 2014 0:32

Well did you stop sneezing?

Umndisish 1

Sunday 20 April 2014 0:57

Sounds like a shitty situation

blue001 5

Sunday 20 April 2014 1:56

chris brown much lool... also u might have to take anger management class...

pinkgal2129 8

Sunday 20 April 2014 3:18

*giggles* you ******* idiot *bwahahahh* no offence...fine there's a bit...AHAHAHAH, okokokokokokok...WHO THE **** IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PUNCH THEMSELVES IN THE NOSE?

phew_fml 21

Sunday 20 April 2014 8:15

Anger can be a bitch sometimes, OP. Hope you learn from this experience!

rawlings123 17

Sunday 20 April 2014 10:23

You're an idiot

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 20 April 2014 14:33

Sounds like someone needs some anger management lessons.

ulisesvm 3

Sunday 20 April 2014 18:39

The sneezing is the least of your problems... Lol

Echosnow 15

Sunday 20 April 2014 18:51

I am sorry but that is hilarious!!

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