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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 07:26 - United States

Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML

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By Crispy cripple - 05/09/2018 18:30

Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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lautturi 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:03

Ow. FYL indeed. D: Though, why didn't you try to explain?

24788 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:07

How can you be fined for no evidence? You better not pay that fine.

Comments

abcnonamecba 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:02

I'm 1st so you all can suck it nd op that sucks

abcnonamecba 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:16

anti flood protection is a pain in the A$$

ringmybell_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:29

argh, i know.

glen12 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:49

I'm pritty sure if u smack the concrete floor or tiled ground u would be unconsuous

xXSc3n1cXx 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:51

uh, its a DORM room. there is no concrete.

AngryNinja 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:55

it was her wrist, not her head..

zZPedobearZz 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 13:31

Skullcrusher 5

Tuesday 16 February 2010 13:32

Wouldn't that be the floor igmo?

Ibonkedyourmom 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:19

Boobies

TRJADN 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 14:55

your comment is funnier than the post lol. you are a winner in my book

tb15 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 15:39

wowo 9 people responding to the first comment just to be on top

shadaboo2014 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:10

u did too^

Bamfy_McBamf 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:16

you cleverly hid that you did too... so did i

Austino713 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:21

pain and a fine double whammy!!!

cookiepenguin 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 8:31

" turn down that music!" " that was my head."

getwild 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 5:36

haha faved

highbie 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 18:31

it was her as well u tard

lautturi 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:03

Ow. FYL indeed. D: Though, why didn't you try to explain?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 5:33

This. And how thin is the floor or how heavy are your head and wrist? Why would a fall make so much noise? FYL and hope you heal soon.

Extacy23 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:00

get Owned

bk_chick13 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:05

wow that mustve hurt

lickmyjock 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:10

Yep, you can ask Snickerdoodles.

helo2 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:44

lmao

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:06

Man, OP.... You could've at least passed the noise off to make it sound like you got lucky.

uxoriouswidow 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 13:22

If two loud thumps resemble her getting lucky, the guys she gets with are to be pitied.

MidgetMonster 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:06

lol wow that rly blows!!! fyl for lack of self defense too

24788 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:07

How can you be fined for no evidence? You better not pay that fine.

lickmyjock 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:08

Nothing wrong with liking it rough.

ringmybell_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:21

amen, sister.

Phaa 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:58

I believe he is a man.

helo2 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:45

I believe he is ****** up

happypapp12 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:16

Hahaaaa now I know why they were complaining you probly kept going on about it. Get over it. Shit happens.

Bamfy_McBamf 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:19

sometimes i wonder if people just press ydi for fun cos i really dont understand how some of this shit could be deserved

jessicathatsme 0

Friday 8 October 2010 23:13

thats what im saying! :)

happypapp12 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:20

9 you are my hero! Man your the coolest

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