By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 20:13 - France

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
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FYLDeep 25

You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.

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xStarKillerx 4

These tables... they plot these things....

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ZeeBest86 6

Sounds like something that will inevitably happen to me.

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KatieRawrr 0

LOL too funny "oh hey how'd you break your nose?" .... "I sneezed too hard"... NOOB

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jazziness 12

haha the same thing happened to a girl in my french class

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auren15 9

ironic this FML is from France

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Arschloch04 0

How is that ironic?

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FYLDeep 25

You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.

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mrahhhhh 21

#4: he's just lucky Bruce Lee isn't around anymore. He could break Chuck Norris every time he sneezes. OP: How exactly did you break your nose? I'm having a bit of a hard time envisioning it.

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xStarKillerx 4

These tables... they plot these things....

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WiseGuy79 14

Sneezes break more bones on average than any other bodily function... Just kidding control yourself better OP lol

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FYLDeep 25

I wouldn't be surprised if that's true. Bodily functions aren't supposed to result in broken bones. How else would our bodies function then?

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

Damn that sucks. Don't sneeze too close to the table next time. You could break more than your nose. :S

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melmeldolphin 8

Coulda been worse. You could have coughed next to a desk or farted next to a chair. Can you imagine the damage that would have caused?

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k9obsessed 5

Dude, #11 don't be such a wiseass. What the OP means is he/she sneezed, and the force caused him/her to smack his/her nose on the table, thereby breaking it. Grow up and use what little intelligence you have.

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Bawxy 0

Oh my. Sounds like growing up involves murdering ones own sense of humor.

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Arschloch04 0

27, Couldn't have stated it better myself.

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Chucknorris1463 0

thats not that bad because 1 time i was brushing my teeth and i sneezed and i hit 1 of my front teeth on the table and the tooth turned gray and chipped the table tooth intacted but its gray with unbreable pain and i was like 5 or 6 years old so im glad it aint an adult tooth because the gray lasted till i was like 8 when i took it out

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Arschloch04 0

Could you use some punctuation once in a while?

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