Must have been a really violent sneeze for that to happen. Get better soon!

Bless You

That is definitely snot fun.

"Hey, not only am I injured, but I'm violent too!" "Oh… cool." Yeah, it's a shame you can't say that.

He could have meant into a punching bag. Which would just be exercising and working out.

You have been blessed with a power many will envy. Use it well, for there are forces of evil that would hunt you to the ends of the Earth for your power.

Gesundheit

I don't get how would pinching a nerve throwing punches be something cool to say.

ya to be honest saying you did it while sneezing is a funnier story anyway

Hey feel good If you had pulled it throwing punches.. You would of seriously lost that fight..

Awe bless you!! Sorry that shit can hit the fan but, maybe you can get out of having to do stuff now ?

It's ok OP. I know someone who ended up with a neck brace because he was drying his hair and decided to flip it back and pose for the mirror. These things do happen, and eventually, will make a funny story :) Good luck with recovery!