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By Jane - / Thursday 24 November 2011 13:57 / Australia
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  DrDilllonReese  |  12

In one of Wiz Khalifa's songs he says "Gotta find the keys to my car, cus I be goin hard" that's how bad he is at rhyming. This line alone asserts his position as worst rapper since rap was invented.

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  Keyman1212  |  14

Soulja Boy will always be the worst rapper. Anyway, if Wiz had said "Gotta find the keys to my car, cus I'm gonna go far" not only would it have rhymed, it would have made fucking sense.

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  carmieloulou  |  0

Some people do go hard and party every night, just because that's not what your boring life consists of doesn't mean everyone else doesn't have a life. Different people enjoy different things. Dont knock it til you tried it.

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  dustyroaty  |  7

Rap: R- retards A- attempting P-poetry Thus not music.

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  MostDopeee  |  0

108- Eminem has talent, but he is so angry in the majority of his songs. They might deal with real-life, but he's telling the same story in almost every song. When I get done listening to him, I'm angry or depressed. That's not any fun.

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  pulkit10  |  3

Kanye West is pretty friggin awesome too . lol op, might wanna have an open conversation about that.

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  akayc32  |  0

136... Kanye West is too far up his own ass to attempt to be any good at anything. Eminem is good at making cute kids, good music somewhat evades him. I've never been able to relate to any of his music, though it's sometimes catchy.

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  DrDilllonReese  |  12

Lets get to the truth. Fuck every rapper that sucks dick. If you can't freestyle you're a mainstream joke that can't create shit besides just that. Shit. Freestyling is true rapping.

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  merryhappy1887  |  20

@125.. eminem fucking sucks. all he does is bitch & whine about his mother & his baby moms & his drug addictions. the only really good rappers are UNSIGNED artists.. cause they actually care about music, not money.

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  Darklord53  |  0

Anyone want to tell me what's so special about (c)rap? Every rapper sucks because rap=shit. You mad?

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  BikeAllDay818  |  6

Thats why he was named the number one rapper of the 21st century. (saw it on this show with a bunch of famous producers/hip-hop radio show hosts voting who the #1 rapper of the 21st century) and Eminem was 1st out of 10

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  counterfit  |  10

Yeah, but definitely not even close to being clever enough to put a c in front of "rap" so it becomes "crap". That takes some kind of brilliance. A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, De La Soul, The Pharcyde. Listen and learn.

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  DrDilllonReese  |  12

If you actually sit your ass down and listen to rap, you'll see that some rappers deliver a message. Not to mention you have to appreciate the talent It takes to use their wordplay, off the wall rhyme scheme, and ability to rhyme words you didn't even know existed.

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  skinflint  |  6

#153: If you aren't saying something important enough to write down, you probably should just keep it to yourself. Most freestyle and battle rappers aren't making up the rhymes there on the spot. They rehearse them and then spit them when they fit the right situation.

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  thriceforme  |  3

I'm kinda with starsfan on this one. Normally I'd say to talk it out, but since he seems like a child, you have to treat him like one. Do to him what he's done to you, and he'll probably pout at first but then change his tune.

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  22cute  |  17

I think your BF needs some counseling and psyche meds. Something is seriously wrong. Unless of course you mean it happens to you a lot, in which case you really need to learn some new moves. You're doing it wrong.

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  The_Troller  |  14

And desperate

By  OliviaNicole  |  5

Whaaaat?! That sucks. Get a new boyfriend.

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  Right_Click  |  12

FML's solution to every relationship problem ever! "Break up with him!" I reckon there's another way. If they're old enough to be having sex, then they're mature enough to talk their problems out...

By  thericcanator  |  4

Atleast e didn't fall asleep.... Yea.. That happen to me

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  ohmandapants  |  16

YDI for being bad in bed.

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  akayc32  |  0

Well... If (he/she) falls asleep during sex, that would be a THEM problem. If he/she falls asleep after orgasm, that's a normal reaction, since it releases endorphins. OPs problem is worse because if this is his reaction EVERY time, it means OP has subjected herself to this more than once, I certainly hope your partner doesn't fall asleep often during sex.

By  Meme1988  |  18

Wth??

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  Maddoctor  |  10

Yeah I could have sworn when I read this FML I pictured OP's boyfriend as depressed or something, especially if he just stares at the ceiling afterwards. Otherwise this is a pretty weird way to complain about sex.

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  diidiimi  |  10

Agreed. I thought op's boyfriend was referring to there being nothing in life but sex. Definitely existential crisis over bad sex. If I were op I'd object to the histrionics more than anything else. If he wants more to life he should go out and find it, seeking help if necessary. He shouldn't be making op feel bad by going all melodramatic at inappropriate times.

By  awksome  |  0

he's a retard get a new guy!! does he watch a lot of movies with crying women in it? sure sounds like it :)

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wth? I get banned for a week and my post deleted for saying "retard" and here you guys are spewing out retard this and retard that with no punishments. How retarded of the moderation teams

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