By Craig Thompson - 20/04/2017 21:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I found out that when I drink alcohol, I snore so bad my boyfriend contemplated suffocating me with a pillow to get some sleep. FML
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I block my husbands nose and when he wakes up I act all innocent and ask if he's okay then suggest rolling on his side if he's having trouble breathing. I've contemplated the pillow too.

Right... because suffocating someone is easier than waking them up...

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I block my husbands nose and when he wakes up I act all innocent and ask if he's okay then suggest rolling on his side if he's having trouble breathing. I've contemplated the pillow too.

Lol, I've done the same. It only happens when he drinks or is really tired but I make him sleep on his side and grab him an extra pillow for elevation.

Then you'll both get to sleep. Except with you it will be forever.

You could try those nasal expanders that look like little bandaids. They're meant for allergy-induced snoring but maybe it'll help.

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This sounds like my hubby, that's why he sleeps on the couch when he drinks.

So it's not just me.

Right... because suffocating someone is easier than waking them up...