By Craig Thompson - 20/04/2017 21:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I found out that when I drink alcohol, I snore so bad my boyfriend contemplated suffocating me with a pillow to get some sleep. FML
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seasonedtoast 19

I block my husbands nose and when he wakes up I act all innocent and ask if he's okay then suggest rolling on his side if he's having trouble breathing. I've contemplated the pillow too.

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heart_aussie 32

Right... because suffocating someone is easier than waking them up...

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seasonedtoast 19

I block my husbands nose and when he wakes up I act all innocent and ask if he's okay then suggest rolling on his side if he's having trouble breathing. I've contemplated the pillow too.

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brainstorm98 13

Lol, I've done the same. It only happens when he drinks or is really tired but I make him sleep on his side and grab him an extra pillow for elevation.

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Jenmic 14

Then you'll both get to sleep. Except with you it will be forever.

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zeffra13 31

You could try those nasal expanders that look like little bandaids. They're meant for allergy-induced snoring but maybe it'll help.

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awildwhisper 30

(Insert Sleep Number ad here)

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awildwhisper 30

(Insert Sleep Number ad here)

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EnvyMe33 26

This sounds like my hubby, that's why he sleeps on the couch when he drinks.

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heart_aussie 32

Right... because suffocating someone is easier than waking them up...

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