FML : Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly...

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By swirkishly / Thursday 24 November 2011 16:06 / United States

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By Keyman1212 | 14

#3631156 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:04

And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

By j_cat187 | 19

#3631146 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:03

Ceilings are bastards

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By AndreSeal | 0

#3631109 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:00

Dumbass...

ceilingfans | 1

#3631339 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:26

Herp derp

megan_lovee | 0

#3631346 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:27

well tht really sucks.!

iKendall | 3

#3631403 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:38

Idiot ..

i_amthe_walrus | 0

#3631758 - Thursday 24 November 2011 21:01

This is the lamest comment chain in history, and I am now apart of it...

...I didn't think this through...

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#3631887 - Thursday 24 November 2011 21:27

Yeah walrus you idiot! Hahaha..... Wait...

Falalala243 | 0

#3632092 - Thursday 24 November 2011 22:12

41- Your kneeboarding wrong.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3632153 - Thursday 24 November 2011 22:26

49 - You're*... not that hard.

blackheart24 | 10

#3632387 - Thursday 24 November 2011 23:55

In your eye?

mitri_fml | 3

#3636317 - Friday 25 November 2011 12:46

That's what she said

By RedMegane | 4

#3631115 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:00

So you stood right beneath it, really!?!

xlorawrz | 9

#3631145 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:03

Really.

DrDilllonReese | 12

#3631175 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:06

Yep. I doubt he woke up expecting fragments of drywall to be falling from the heavens

starsfan_9 | 7

#3631177 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:06

That one would be difficult to explain

crazycole20 | 0

#3631190 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:07

exactly what I was thinking! or recently she tried to destroy a body with acid in her bathtub and the acid was slowly eating through her wall.

mikaylaaaaa | 7

#3631475 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:58

it's not his fault?

By thericcanator | 4

#3631128 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:02

Atleast it didn't go in the turkkeey

me_gusta_eso | 1

#3632215 - Thursday 24 November 2011 22:43

Please, go crawl in a hole... And stay there.

brown4lifejot | 1

#3635454 - Friday 25 November 2011 10:42

Okay if you were trying to refer to that turkey FML... it still doesnt make sense.

brown4lifejot | 1

#3635470 - Friday 25 November 2011 10:46

I would pick a large hole, you might need to stay in there for a while.

By j_cat187 | 19

#3631146 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:03

Ceilings are bastards

macy143 | 0

#3631336 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:26

Yea. They are always doing something to piss people off!!

raaawwwrrZ | 8

#3631785 - Thursday 24 November 2011 21:04

Fucking assholes always showing up where they aren't wanted

mirag | 0

#3632504 - Friday 25 November 2011 0:29

At least the ceiling didn't completely cave in and at least you didn't have a bathtub or something big fall on you... Look on the bright side

ohcrapitscurtis | 8

#3635170 - Friday 25 November 2011 9:28

Lolz

By Keyman1212 | 14

#3631156 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:04

And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

Fruit_Dealer | 9

#3631275 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:16

If you keep stalking me & my family I will call the.. Oh. You weren't talking to me. I see.

boohbah1789 | 0

#3631865 - Thursday 24 November 2011 21:21

Wtf ? That's hilarious x)

obamathellama | 0

#3634423 - Friday 25 November 2011 6:38

Midgets, doing things normal people never would since 1969!

By starsfan_9 | 7

#3631158 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:04

Wrong place, wrong time...

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#3631896 - Thursday 24 November 2011 21:29

Wrong house... That would be awkward..

By Fudgee_xOx | 10

#3631204 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:08

Damn, should've worn safety goggles!

By rcloca | 10

#3631210 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:09

That's why you don't open your eyes under a falling plaster ceiling. tsk.

By saIty | 17

#3631227 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:11

Curse that thing we call gravity!

By upyourzlolz | 11

#3631256 - Thursday 24 November 2011 19:14

Run chicken run! The sky is falling!

brown4lifejot | 1

#3635477 - Friday 25 November 2011 10:49

Chicken little is adorable!!! But quite dumb

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