By swirkishly - 24/11/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 979
You deserved it 10 008

Same thing different taste

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And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

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RedMegane 4

So you stood right beneath it, really!?!

Yep. I doubt he woke up expecting fragments of drywall to be falling from the heavens

exactly what I was thinking! or recently she tried to destroy a body with acid in her bathtub and the acid was slowly eating through her wall.

mikaylaaaaa 7
me_gusta_eso 1

Please, go crawl in a hole... And stay there.

Okay if you were trying to refer to that turkey FML... it still doesnt make sense.

I would pick a large hole, you might need to stay in there for a while.

Yea. They are always doing something to piss people off!!

******* assholes always showing up where they aren't wanted

At least the ceiling didn't completely cave in and at least you didn't have a bathtub or something big fall on you... Look on the bright side

And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

If you keep stalking me & my family I will call the.. Oh. You weren't talking to me. I see.

boohbah1789 0

Midgets, doing things normal people never would since 1969!

rcloca 10

That's why you don't open your eyes under a falling plaster ceiling. tsk.

saIty 17

Curse that thing we call gravity!