By swirkishly - 24/11/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 950
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And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

Ceilings are bastards

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AndreSeal 0

Dumbass...

ceilingfans 1

Herp derp

well tht really sucks.!

i_amthe_walrus 0

This is the lamest comment chain in history, and I am now apart of it... ...I didn't think this through...

Yeah walrus you idiot! Hahaha..... Wait...

41- Your kneeboarding wrong.

49 - You're*... not that hard.

blackheart24 10

In your eye?

That's what she said

RedMegane 4

So you stood right beneath it, really!?!

Yep. I doubt he woke up expecting fragments of drywall to be falling from the heavens

That one would be difficult to explain

exactly what I was thinking! or recently she tried to destroy a body with acid in her bathtub and the acid was slowly eating through her wall.

mikaylaaaaa 7

it's not his fault?

Atleast it didn't go in the turkkeey

me_gusta_eso 1

Please, go crawl in a hole... And stay there.

Okay if you were trying to refer to that turkey FML... it still doesnt make sense.

I would pick a large hole, you might need to stay in there for a while.

Ceilings are bastards

Yea. They are always doing something to piss people off!!

Fucking assholes always showing up where they aren't wanted

At least the ceiling didn't completely cave in and at least you didn't have a bathtub or something big fall on you... Look on the bright side

And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

If you keep stalking me & my family I will call the.. Oh. You weren't talking to me. I see.

boohbah1789 0

Wtf ? That's hilarious x)

Midgets, doing things normal people never would since 1969!

Wrong place, wrong time...

Wrong house... That would be awkward..

Damn, should've worn safety goggles!

rcloca 10

That's why you don't open your eyes under a falling plaster ceiling. tsk.

saIty 17

Curse that thing we call gravity!

Run chicken run! The sky is falling!

Chicken little is adorable!!! But quite dumb