By swirkishly - 24/11/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
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Keyman1212 14
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And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

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j_cat187 19
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Ceilings are bastards

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AndreSeal 0

Dumbass...

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ceilingfans 1

Herp derp

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megan_lovee 0
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well tht really sucks.!

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i_amthe_walrus 0

This is the lamest comment chain in history, and I am now apart of it... ...I didn't think this through...

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
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Yeah walrus you idiot! Hahaha..... Wait...

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Falalala243 0
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41- Your kneeboarding wrong.

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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49 - You're*... not that hard.

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blackheart24 10

In your eye?

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mitri_fml 3
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That's what she said

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RedMegane 4

So you stood right beneath it, really!?!

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DrDilllonReese 12
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Yep. I doubt he woke up expecting fragments of drywall to be falling from the heavens

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starsfan_9 7
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That one would be difficult to explain

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crazycole20 0
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exactly what I was thinking! or recently she tried to destroy a body with acid in her bathtub and the acid was slowly eating through her wall.

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mikaylaaaaa 7

it's not his fault?

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thericcanator 4
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Atleast it didn't go in the turkkeey

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me_gusta_eso 1

Please, go crawl in a hole... And stay there.

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brown4lifejot 1
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Okay if you were trying to refer to that turkey FML... it still doesnt make sense.

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brown4lifejot 1
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I would pick a large hole, you might need to stay in there for a while.

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j_cat187 19
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Ceilings are bastards

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macy143 0
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Yea. They are always doing something to piss people off!!

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raaawwwrrZ 8
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Fucking assholes always showing up where they aren't wanted

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mirag 0
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At least the ceiling didn't completely cave in and at least you didn't have a bathtub or something big fall on you... Look on the bright side

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Keyman1212 14
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And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

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Fruit_Dealer 9
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If you keep stalking me & my family I will call the.. Oh. You weren't talking to me. I see.

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boohbah1789 0

Wtf ? That's hilarious x)

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obamathellama 0
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Midgets, doing things normal people never would since 1969!

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starsfan_9 7
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Wrong place, wrong time...

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
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Wrong house... That would be awkward..

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Fudgee_xOx 10
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Damn, should've worn safety goggles!

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rcloca 10

That's why you don't open your eyes under a falling plaster ceiling. tsk.

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saIty 17

Curse that thing we call gravity!

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upyourzlolz 11
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Run chicken run! The sky is falling!

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brown4lifejot 1
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Chicken little is adorable!!! But quite dumb

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