By swirkishly - 24/11/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, I was walking through my house when I noticed bits of plaster falling from the ceiling. Against all logic, I looked up, receiving a fragment directly in the eyeball. FML
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Keyman1212 14

And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

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i_amthe_walrus 0

This is the lamest comment chain in history, and I am now apart of it... ...I didn't think this through...

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RedMegane 4

So you stood right beneath it, really!?!

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DrDilllonReese 12

Yep. I doubt he woke up expecting fragments of drywall to be falling from the heavens

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crazycole20 0

exactly what I was thinking! or recently she tried to destroy a body with acid in her bathtub and the acid was slowly eating through her wall.

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mikaylaaaaa 7

it's not his fault?

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me_gusta_eso 1

Please, go crawl in a hole... And stay there.

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brown4lifejot 1

Okay if you were trying to refer to that turkey FML... it still doesnt make sense.

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brown4lifejot 1

I would pick a large hole, you might need to stay in there for a while.

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macy143 0

Yea. They are always doing something to piss people off!!

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raaawwwrrZ 8

******* assholes always showing up where they aren't wanted

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mirag 0

At least the ceiling didn't completely cave in and at least you didn't have a bathtub or something big fall on you... Look on the bright side

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Keyman1212 14

And then your 800lb aunt fell on you from the second story bathroom, where she was receiving a sponge bath from midgets.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

If you keep stalking me & my family I will call the.. Oh. You weren't talking to me. I see.

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boohbah1789 0

Wtf ? That's hilarious x)

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obamathellama 0

Midgets, doing things normal people never would since 1969!

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rcloca 10

That's why you don't open your eyes under a falling plaster ceiling. tsk.

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saIty 17

Curse that thing we call gravity!

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