Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Top comments
Amosatron 0
Your boyfriend is a legend!
babyyappld 7
your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!
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Comments (292)
Amosatron 0
Your boyfriend is a legend!
awesomechick618 0
you don't deserve a bf that awesome -.-
GiddyXD 0
agreed. this totally not an fml. it's an epic win.
caviar_fml 2
agreed!
HoustonER 0
did anyone else notice like the past 5 fmls were by the same person...
glitterypink 0
No. you're very observant.
HoustonER 0
just sayin.. >.>
chillinAK 9
Lol, I did. I had to go back and re-check them when I saw this one.
chillinAK 9
Better then Brick House or Love Shack. Do you know how many nurses would laugh at me while singing to our pre-ops?
KingDingALing 9
It's better then the song "Get on the floor! Let's dance! Shake, shake, shake!...Shake, shake, shake! Shake yo' booty!" I've had that song stuck in my head since yesterday. :(
derpherp 0
fake FMLs!
NuyoRicanGirl 3
WTF??? yes i also re-read the FMLs this op post random shit and hopes they get posted :-/
VickyG17 4
so she has a lazy eye, she signs her own plaster card, she gets MMS with heart shaped morning dumps and her bf is a sex singer! wow, what a mind to think all this!!!
VickyG17 4
so she has a lazy eye, she signs her own plaster card, she get MMS with heart shaped morning dumps and her bf is a sex singer...hmmm, interesting life!
Doortje 30
You guys are all joking, right? Right?
NuyoRicanGirl 3
ok let's see according to op her bf sent her a pic of his dump, broke up with her cuz of her lazy eye, she signed her own cast pretending she had friends and then had sex with her bf. it's all BS
GigglePony 13
Idiots, they were selected by the skins cast. Herp derp.
NuyoRicanGirl 3
LOL Vicky your comment posted b4 mines did =p
VickyG17 4
yeah I know..and the last sentence it's different hahahaha!
kristen1823 0
I NOTICED.
jazziness 12
these are bull crap these are lies the next four FMLs are by the same person
NuyoRicanGirl 3
WTF??? they deleted one of my comments and all of Vicky's comment :-/
Hayman68 4
82 - the skins cast are picking their favorite FML's from Europe. That's why they all say SkinsCastSelection
breakofdawn1 0
haha that's ******* funny
kgraham21 0
This just seems fake to me. Not accusing it of being fake, the wording just doesn't sound like it could be real.
kissyxoxo 0
Bee Gees FTW! That was their only good song, but the music video sucked.
Dmars444 4
If I was you op I would have lolshism! what does op stand for anyways?
EmoSunshine14 2
I third your agree!
urdirtyolduncle 15
am i the only one who has absolutely no clue as to why this is funny? please explain
AgeOfAquariusss 7
It's an old song, Staying Alive, by a band called the BeeGees (they sang in very high voices). Youtube it, you'll understand the reference perfectly.
supertacowaffle 41
epic win!!!
fatman1970 25
#156 I think it stands for Original Poster.
schadenfreude26 0
LAWL. WIN
Randuhh_17 4
totally.!...this totally made my day....hilarious!
Herropreez17 0
He is a ******* genious!!!!!!! He is my new idol and I don't even know who he is. He is an epic win.
Carebear423 0
octopus poop.
Carebear423 0
that was to 156
alyssanicole1313 0
bahahah hilarious
LaChicaBonita 0
original poster
TerraDiablo 0
haha classic! XD
Ramses3 6
made me laugh op , funniest visualization I had in a long time
violetsweety 26
LMFAO xd
NeatNit 33
OP should have replied with a heavy sigh, so he could say "girl look at that body" =D
babyyappld 7
your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!
VickyG17 4
how can you marry someone who doesn't exist...check the other 4 FMLs, OPs name is the same...
shenex 0
ur cute just saying lol
Jiraval 0
Marry me :S
mtrench98 0
they're selected by people in Europe. fail
MitchellK 3
51 is a dumbass
VickyG17 4
so I'm a dumbass? for all you know this FML could be fake.
5t3ff1k4h 45
135 - Yes, they do have the same name. As advertised on this site, it's Skins Day. The cast of "Skins" are voting for which FMLs they think are the best. It doesn't mean the Skins cast made all these up. It simply means they thought the last x number of FMLs were funny. So, I guess that does mean you're either blind or an idiot.
babyyappld 7
67 I'll defs marry you
rummzy 6
Don't you hate it when everyone is getting mad at a comment but your to late to see it cause it's already been moderated?
swimchick7 1
ALL. THE. FRIGGIN. TIME.
shay224ah 5
lol epic win!
RowRow35 0
haha(:
NotBree 0
How is that an FML? That's hilarious! I wish my boyfriend was that funny.
Sarajean32 5
Exactly! Hahah! :D
percawesome 0
HAHAHAHAHA did you sound like Barry Gibb? lmao
amandajlucas2015 2
Thanks for the nice visual I have now of u having sex that's just Wut I like to visualize.. Not
cubsgirl9 0
well that kinda ruined the moment!! but that's freakin funny. at least you know he has a sense of humor!
willsohn 0
I am stealing that. :D
Fatman13 0
if you could ever get some..
doubleshot555 0
good move lol.
nikkidoodle1995 0
Hey you're cute. Hmu +1 (516) 830-2380