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Wow
No, SHOES. Not world of Warcraft.
I did that. When I was three.
Piss on his shoes.
Or she can make him wear the shoes until that piss doesn't smell anymore and then piss on his shoes and if they don't fit him, well she can cut holes in the front.
Piss on his new copy of WAW3
WOW*
Mw3 or WoW -.-
hahhaha my bad. either is acceptable in return for her favorite shoes
PISS ON HIS FACE IN HIS SLEEP.
Ok he pissed on your shoes. But come on, he was drunk. Anyone here who's come home pretty drunk has done something similar. Trying to get back at him is kinda childish
Are you PISSED off coz he PISSED at your shoes?
Comeon People do way crazy stuffs when they're drunk... Way crazy! Could have been Worse
I remember my first beer..
98 I'd usually say to put on a shirt, but I think you could do with a hat instead.
Don't think the aim would be as accurate
OP is the kind of person that would die in a horror movie: "strange noice? lets investigate:D"
Boys don't have favourite shoes, they just have shoes
Sorry 45. I have a favorite pair...
Fly guys, guys with swag have a favorite pair.
I have a favorite pair does that mean I'm not a guy?:'(
47 look at the comment "Men dont have favourite shoes. You do? You're a wanna be fly boy.
Make sure you shove them into his face while firmly saying "No!"
Bad dog!
No treats for you!
Two-fingers pointing while shouting "NO." always wins.
It's time for him to come out.
Oh no, I hope you didn't go apeshit on him. I know girls that would kill if someone pissed on their shoes. Especially if it's their favorite pair.
Isn't the pun intended if you acknowledge it?
Yeah, it is. It's peoples clever way of inserting a pun.
That's not wack, that's very common.
That's not wack, that's very common.
Go pee on his face... Then slap him with a shoe
That will just make him horny
Urine trouble now!!!
Get him to buy you new shoes and make him suffer through the hours of shopping.. he wont piss on your shoes again.
You mean break up with him, yeah? Sorry about the Grammar Nazi-ness. It was an impulse :/
64- According to the laws of logic & psychology, a girl with money from a second party that is destined to be spent on shoes is not being punished. By second party, I mean the drunk pisser is paying for the shoes.
My thoughts exactly. 2 pair should be the score.
Insert stupid "pissed" jokes below.
I bet the OP was pissed off with her boyfriend.
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Make sure you shove them into his face while firmly saying "No!"
It's time for him to come out.