By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 421
You deserved it 5 214

Same thing different taste

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Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...

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I'm going to have to agree if your going to date someone who is that much of a douche then ydi

Sun_Kissed18 25

ok well if he really "Couldn't help it" He could clean it up since he made the mess. not expect the OP to do it like she's his maid

jmack8796 0
H3ALTHFR3AK 0

48, I hope your not serious. if you are, refer to 106 for an explanation of why your comment is dumb

DisturbedCupcake 3

haha. just back hand his lazy ass.

thats just gross..ur BF is a lazy ass!

OP's words were (hopefully): "Uhhm, bitch, you can clean it up yourself."

Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...

Dump him.. or piss, him.. in this context. Tell him to clean up after himself.

xFalzz 0

Am I the only one that has noticed that whenever theres an FML written by a woman about her boyfriend, the majority of the women FMLers always say "Dump him!"?

35 a majority of relationship fmls are by women with douchy boyfriends so it's to be expected

RedPillSucks 31

There's lots of guys saying dump him too. OP, I hope you told him to go frag himself.

I don't. I'm usually on the guys' side. I spent many years as a cop. Large majority of domestic problems were caused/instigated BY the FEMALE. And ladies, I don't apologize for stating facts.

That's nasty, don't clean that shit, make him do it, he's a big boy, and how the hell does he manage to miss the toilet? have fun taken care of your baby of a beef, id make him lick it up