Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
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junkboy
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dump him...
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beedlebum
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Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...
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junkboy
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dump him...
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Molkerei
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I'm going to have to agree if your going to date someone who is that much of a douche then ydi
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BahahahLOL
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Call me ; 0
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
ok well if he really "Couldn't help it" He could clean it up since he made the mess. not expect the OP to do it like she's his maid
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jmack8796
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what else is woman good for?
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H3ALTHFR3AK
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48, I hope your not serious. if you are, refer to 106 for an explanation of why your comment is dumb
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DisturbedCupcake
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haha. just back hand his lazy ass.
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Lexyce
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thats just gross..ur BF is a lazy ass!
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natsaysheyyy
| 16
OP's words were (hopefully): "Uhhm, bitch, you can clean it up yourself."
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tex_mex13
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did u do it??
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beedlebum
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Disgusting, I'd dump someone that nasty. He's basically a toddler. You'll probably always be cleaning up after him...
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worldclass
| 0
Dump him.. or piss, him.. in this context. Tell him to clean up after himself.
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xFalzz
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Am I the only one that has noticed that whenever theres an FML written by a woman about her boyfriend, the majority of the women FMLers always say "Dump him!"?
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MnBran6
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35 a majority of relationship fmls are by women with douchy boyfriends so it's to be expected
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RedPillSucks
| 31
There's lots of guys saying dump him too.
OP, I hope you told him to go frag himself.
OP, I hope you told him to go frag himself.
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salaamdelroba
| 0
I don't. I'm usually on the guys' side. I spent many years as a cop. Large majority of domestic problems were caused/instigated BY the FEMALE. And ladies, I don't apologize for stating facts.
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kittydidit
| 0
Douche! Tell him to shove it...
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Tikwichka
| 5
Or wipe it, in this case.
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lydever91
| 0
Soak it up with a towel, and then put it in his drink.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
ShamWOW!
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citruslime
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lol
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auctiongirl
| 10
That's what I'd do too. Dump his sorry ass.
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AthinaMarie
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tell him slavory is over..
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Miii_fml
| 0
like!!
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raf217474
| 0
you spelled slavery wrong....
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Snorlax_Snarf
| 10
My name is Athena but I'm not Greek. People call me greek goddess a lot:)
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JERZBornNRaised
| 7
That's nasty, don't clean that shit, make him do it, he's a big boy, and how the hell does he manage to miss the toilet? have fun taken care of your baby of a beef, id make him lick it up
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shelba97
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nice
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iamgoofymovie
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go ducks!
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c00lsk8erboi
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shy on his side of the bed and te him he can clean it up when je gets a chance :)
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TaylorTheBoss
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Yeah, just shy all over everything..
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ggggiggity
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Dats da shy.
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mountneer
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that's bullshy..
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thewife5
| 19
I can hear his accent through his spelling. HOT! well worth the errors;)
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mysticwater
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lmao-ing with 153