Today, at 2am, I heard a strange sound coming from the hallway. I walked over, only to discover my drunk boyfriend pissing in the closet. On my favorite shoes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I was working at 5 am at my office desk when I heard trickling water. I ran to the foyer, turned on the light, expecting to see my incontinent 16 year-old golden retriever. Instead, I witnessed my still drunk, high and comatose husband standing at the top of the stairs pissing on the carpet stairs. Again. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
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Bebbo_fml 21
Make sure you shove them into his face while firmly saying "No!"
MegaTroller_fml 5
It's time for him to come out.
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Comments (144)
sky22_fml 7
Now that's just ******* nasty!
ellakacyme22 6
What he did is a wee bit much
caity878 0
What a pig...
kareltje 17
I'm sure this wasn't an incident. YDI for staying with him.
rivera323 5
Doesn't everyone do that?
arbogas 5
at least you know how he feels about them... you deserved it.
WVU 0
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ForeverGLFan 6
Wow, you need another boyfriend pronto! You're stupid if you stay with someone like that because if he was that wasted, it's a regular thing with him!
trippons 9
I put my good shoes higher up in the closet...not because anyone ever peed on them but because dogs are always drawn to the good shoes. Get a shoe rack and put your best ones at the top.
nikkij1988 0
I would've locked him in that pissy closet all night. Maybe it will teach him something!