Obviously the pants drawer so he can piss his pants.

24, he did piss his drawers.

That pun was used a couple thousand times about 2 FMLs ago.

I don't know why people don't say peed instead of pissed. No one ever says "that must of really peed you off", so it's original.

I think you just started something sir.

#41 Because if you say "that really peed me off", people will think you are saying "P'ed me off". Like a shortened form as in "Ef you", or "shut the Ef up".

Would you rather us say, "You urinate the crap out of me."?

Considering that sounds like some kind of unorthodox enema, 65, I'd certainly rather not phrase it that way!

Sounds like urine a pissy situation.

that would be if he pissed in wardrobe

So he can pee on it? Unwise. Azlan's not a fellow you want to piss off.

Well, she can beat him. Just get out the baseball bat...

And if the baseball bat doesn't work she could always use her hand.. Haha.

Hahahaha 56 that was so funny! Now leave...and never post another comment on FML...

5 Are you seriously suggesting that she pee in the drawer with him?

Relax pal, it was a comment gone wrong. You can shove your self entitlement right up your ass, next to where your head must be.

75, that was a dick comment. Toot toot, all aboard the douche train ._.

Overused much?

How about the candle holder?

miiiinnddd fuuuucck lol

That's what I was going for

Um, yes. That's not a mindfuck at all. If none of them are right, all of them are wrong. There is a wrong drawer.

Right, create trust issues and break apart a family. The beer isn't the issue, the issue is moderation.

Wow that is way to far especially the part about taking away all the money from his wallet. For all we know this could be a one night thing. If not she should have a talk with him about drinking In moderation

I think this would create more problems than fix anything. If someone took my money trying to "help" I'd feel the need to bitch slap them.

Yeah, I heard of one guy who likes to piss on his dad's car.