Boozed up

By speechless - 13/07/2013 14:32 - United States - Mitchell

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him what he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML
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softrally 15

What drawer was he intending to pee into? O.o

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softrally 15

What drawer was he intending to pee into? O.o

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Obviously the pants drawer so he can piss his pants.

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Horsempeg 25

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graceinsheepwear 33

24, he did piss his drawers.

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Athleticism 11

That pun was used a couple thousand times about 2 FMLs ago.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I don't know why people don't say peed instead of pissed. No one ever says "that must of really peed you off", so it's original.

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Athleticism 11

I think you just started something sir.

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bacincheeseburge 9

#41 Because if you say "that really peed me off", people will think you are saying "P'ed me off". Like a shortened form as in "Ef you", or "shut the Ef up".

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Athleticism 11

Would you rather us say, "You urinate the crap out of me."?

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marcranger 28

Considering that sounds like some kind of unorthodox enema, 65, I'd certainly rather not phrase it that way!

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Epickiller 19

Sounds like urine a pissy situation.

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RivetingTaleChap 6

I reckon he's looking for Narnia.

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rich443 22

that would be if he pissed in wardrobe

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gracehi 31

So he can pee on it? Unwise. Azlan's not a fellow you want to piss off.

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SaveCowEatCarrot 14

Well, you know what they say OP. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

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ImAFaker 29

Well, she can beat him. Just get out the baseball bat...

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

And if the baseball bat doesn't work she could always use her hand.. Haha.

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Olympiakos10 15

Hahahaha 56 that was so funny! Now leave...and never post another comment on FML...

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Pwn17 25

5 Are you seriously suggesting that she pee in the drawer with him?

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Relax pal, it was a comment gone wrong. You can shove your self entitlement right up your ass, next to where your head must be.

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iAlissa 34

75, that was a dick comment. Toot toot, all aboard the douche train ._.

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JasonUMN 15

Well, urine for a treat when he wakes up tomorrow.

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

Is there ever a wrong drawer when no drawer is right?

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

miiiinnddd fuuuucck lol

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

That's what I was going for

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threer 30

Um, yes. That's not a mindfuck at all. If none of them are right, all of them are wrong. There is a wrong drawer.

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Treveyon56 14

Well........ sucks for you. Next time hide all the beer in the house and his wallet so he can't buy more.

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lilhellian 26

Right, create trust issues and break apart a family. The beer isn't the issue, the issue is moderation.

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punkyboy 11

Wow that is way to far especially the part about taking away all the money from his wallet. For all we know this could be a one night thing. If not she should have a talk with him about drinking In moderation

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joleigh 6

I think this would create more problems than fix anything. If someone took my money trying to "help" I'd feel the need to bitch slap them.

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Omniprism 14

That's hilarious. I've had to redirect someone from from closet to the bathroom before and I've heard of some crazy stories about people peeing in places.

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AshleyScruggs 14

Yeah, I heard of one guy who likes to piss on his dad's car.

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