By mylifeisahell - 18/02/2010 15:01 - Norway

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)

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sarcdude 3

I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P

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Averizzle 0

Should of given her roses.

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Reyo 2

Whatever you decide to do OP, just remember that Rape is never the answer. ...it's the solution.

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Averizzle 0

You mean it's the question and the answer is yes?

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TrekkieGirl 0

Well at least now you know that she's clearly not interested in you.

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boyguydudemalema 0

Lay off the stalking bizz bruh.

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nmsm 1

@36 Isn't answer and solution the same thing?

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sharpl916 0

it's not rape if she enjoys it!! xD but no, don't do things like that

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tweetbaby14 18

well that's what happens when you are a creeper how'd you get her address anyway...

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Ouroboros_fml 0

Get the Police involved. In most places it is a felony to tamper with someone's mail and/or mailbox. If someone had the nerve to touch my mail, and they weren't an employee of the postal system, I'd get their ass arrested. And hey, you've got nothing to lose, you already know she won't go out with you.

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bobman555 0

That's a little harsh way of saying no thanks, dont you agree?

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schwinn11 0

Remember, it's not the gift that counts, it's the thought !

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M4V3R1CKR13 0

*COUGH* Stalker jk

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Kamens 0

YDI for being a stalker. Or YDI for not saying it in person.

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boyguydudemalema 0

109 is a freaking tatle tale !!! he gots a point tho . . .

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Blazinthatshit 9

No an answer is a response a question, a solution is a way to solve a problem

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)

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sharpl916 0

there are people who writes poetry these days? Just say I like you to her directly or girls these days will never understand a single line of any poems!

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Domonator 16

Sounds like the OP is an old-fashioned guy. He just needs to find a like-minded gal.

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cowgod 0

Roses are red the sun is gold now get on your knees and do what you're told

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underfailer 0

knees didnt rhyme with red, I suggest: now get in bed and do what your told.

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Marv88 0

the 1st and 3rd lines don't have to rhyme....

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boyguydudemalema 0

i agree with the mighty cowgod, just because he is a cow god, im no cow . . . just saying

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cowgod 0

lol yeah that does sound better

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sarcdude 3

I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P

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morganiscool114 0

what does YDI mean

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haydenshaw 0

Yoshi Does Ibuprofen

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johncow123 0

Yelling donkey intoxication

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slushpup9696 12

Yeah! Derp Igloo!

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rockstarajl 0

stop stalking her and maybe she will reconsider :p jk

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BadPinkKitty07 0

that was uncalled for. what a beeyotch.

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

He wants to do his "dick move" on her private parts?

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050294 0

Now you know that she's trashy!

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airforce987 20

love poems genarally don't get first dates. talking and being friendly does. poems are for relationships and valentines day. YDI for being an idiot, even though you didn't deserve garbage in your mailbox

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Spyrunner 0

Poems are for those too chicken to talk face to face.

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happyhak 5

Poems are for those who truely love enough to let the other have a treasured item which will constently remind them of how much they love them... Not just some stupid speech...

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