By mylifeisahell - 18/02/2010 15:01 - Norway

Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd fuck you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)

I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P

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Keep ay it lad

Should of given her roses.

Whatever you decide to do OP, just remember that Rape is never the answer. ...it's the solution.

You mean it's the question and the answer is yes?

Well at least now you know that she's clearly not interested in you.

Lay off the stalking bizz bruh.

wow. . .that really sucks, man.

@36 Isn't answer and solution the same thing?

I suggest roofies

it's not rape if she enjoys it!! xD but no, don't do things like that

Its not rape if you say supprise :P

tweetbaby14 18

well that's what happens when you are a creeper how'd you get her address anyway...

Get the Police involved. In most places it is a felony to tamper with someone's mail and/or mailbox. If someone had the nerve to touch my mail, and they weren't an employee of the postal system, I'd get their ass arrested. And hey, you've got nothing to lose, you already know she won't go out with you.

That's a little harsh way of saying no thanks, dont you agree?

Remember, it's not the gift that counts, it's the thought !

*COUGH* Stalker jk

YDI for being a stalker. Or YDI for not saying it in person.

109 is a freaking tatle tale !!! he gots a point tho . . .

staaaaallllkkkker lmao

No an answer is a response a question, a solution is a way to solve a problem

all right, nice one lad!

<3 Norwayyy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd fuck you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)

there are people who writes poetry these days? Just say I like you to her directly or girls these days will never understand a single line of any poems!

Sounds like the OP is an old-fashioned guy. He just needs to find a like-minded gal.

Roses are red the sun is gold now get on your knees and do what you're told

knees didnt rhyme with red, I suggest: now get in bed and do what your told.

the 1st and 3rd lines don't have to rhyme....

i agree with the mighty cowgod, just because he is a cow god, im no cow . . . just saying

lol yeah that does sound better

so true. that girl was way too harsh!!

I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P

what does YDI mean

Yoshi Does Ibuprofen

YDI= You Dumb Idiot.

Yellow Dirty Intestines

Yeti Disinfecting Isopropynol

Yelling donkey intoxication

You don't investigate!

Yeah! Derp Igloo!

Your Dick Infection

stop stalking her and maybe she will reconsider :p jk

that was uncalled for. what a beeyotch.

next time just offer Ur wanker

He wants to do his "dick move" on her private parts?

Now you know that she's trashy!

love poems genarally don't get first dates. talking and being friendly does. poems are for relationships and valentines day. YDI for being an idiot, even though you didn't deserve garbage in your mailbox

Poems are for those too chicken to talk face to face.

Poems are for those who truely love enough to let the other have a treasured item which will constently remind them of how much they love them... Not just some stupid speech...