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Keep ay it lad
wow. . .that really sucks, man.
@36 Isn't answer and solution the same thing?
I suggest roofies
haha.
Its not rape if you say supprise :P
Get the Police involved. In most places it is a felony to tamper with someone's mail and/or mailbox. If someone had the nerve to touch my mail, and they weren't an employee of the postal system, I'd get their ass arrested. And hey, you've got nothing to lose, you already know she won't go out with you.
That's a little harsh way of saying no thanks, dont you agree?
YDI for being a stalker. Or YDI for not saying it in person.
staaaaallllkkkker lmao
No an answer is a response a question, a solution is a way to solve a problem
all right, nice one lad!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
Sounds like the OP is an old-fashioned guy. He just needs to find a like-minded gal.
nice :P
knees didnt rhyme with red, I suggest: now get in bed and do what your told.
so true. that girl was way too harsh!!
I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P
YDI= You Dumb Idiot.
Yellow Dirty Intestines
Yeti Disinfecting Isopropynol
You don't investigate!
Your Dick Infection
stop stalking her and maybe she will reconsider :p jk
next time just offer Ur wanker
He wants to do his "dick move" on her private parts?
love poems genarally don't get first dates. talking and being friendly does. poems are for relationships and valentines day. YDI for being an idiot, even though you didn't deserve garbage in your mailbox
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I said I'd **** you, And it is still true. Nahhh, that was never going to get you laid mate. ;)
I'll take the negative response first and the positive response last. 1. If you're constantly stalking her or something after she's said no, then YDI-though admittedly she overdid it with the garbage, that was just douchey. 2. Aw, that sucks. Sorry she don't feel the same for you and was that much of a douche to you. Try not to send love poems to any girls any more and move on. PS: Or if the poem was anything like what #3 said, then you'd wholly deserve it :P