FML : Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Blie - / Tuesday 4 September 2018 20:30 /

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By MitiMiki | 13

#7687848 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:31

Perhaps consider that you may have a problem. Getting so drunk you piss yourself is not a normal, healthy behavior. Not saying you are, but I'll leave this here for you, just in case.

https://www.aa.org

By lifeis4me | 14

#7687930 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 0:35

Stop drinking more than you can handle. This is an FML for whoever had to clean up after you.

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By real life problems | 26

#7687839 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:12

That's why Dorothy just clickes her heels 3 times to get home.

BeefyQueefy | 11

#7687855 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:38

She was more interested in following the yellow piss road

Glowworm56 | 25

#7687858 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:43

I KNEW that road wasn't naturally yellow!

By MitiMiki | 13

#7687848 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:31

real life problems | 26

#7687863 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:55

AA is for quitters

caggybandicoot | 34

#7687942 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 1:32

Yeah, that’s kind of the whole point.

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7687867 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 22:10

Did Michael Winslow provide you with the sound effects as you made your way to bed?

real life problems | 26

#7687890 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 23:13

I was thinking more like Hanz Zimmers wonder woman

By Charlie Given | 19

#7687906 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 23:35

That's why it's called being pissed drunk 🤣🤣😂😏

By lifeis4me | 14

#7687930 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 0:35

Stop drinking more than you can handle. This is an FML for whoever had to clean up after you.

By TomeDr | 18

#7687980 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 4:02

Any FML that starts “I was so drunk...” is an automatic YDI. Just sayin.

By Davros | 12

#7688030 - Wednesday 5 September 2018 8:10

Why didn't you just piss in the elevator like everyone else on youtube?

By Taurus_ChicKa | 34

#7689834 - Saturday 8 September 2018 19:42

"Today, I was so drunk..." instant YDI

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