By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 043
You deserved it 4 164

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Perhaps consider that you may have a problem. Getting so drunk you piss yourself is not a normal, healthy behavior. Not saying you are, but I'll leave this here for you, just in case. https://www.aa.org

lifeis4me 20

Stop drinking more than you can handle. This is an FML for whoever had to clean up after you.

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That's why Dorothy just clickes her heels 3 times to get home.

She was more interested in following the yellow piss road

I KNEW that road wasn't naturally yellow!

Perhaps consider that you may have a problem. Getting so drunk you piss yourself is not a normal, healthy behavior. Not saying you are, but I'll leave this here for you, just in case. https://www.aa.org

Did Michael Winslow provide you with the sound effects as you made your way to bed?

I was thinking more like Hanz Zimmers wonder woman

That's why it's called being pissed drunk 🤣🤣😂😏

lifeis4me 20

Stop drinking more than you can handle. This is an FML for whoever had to clean up after you.

TomeDr 24

Any FML that starts “I was so drunk...” is an automatic YDI. Just sayin.

Why didn't you just piss in the elevator like everyone else on youtube?

I mean you deserved it. but hell that sounded like a hell of a party too.