Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
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real life problems
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That's why Dorothy just clickes her heels 3 times to get home.
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BeefyQueefy
| 14
She was more interested in following the yellow piss road
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Glowworm56
| 25
I KNEW that road wasn't naturally yellow!
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MitiMiki
| 16
Perhaps consider that you may have a problem. Getting so drunk you piss yourself is not a normal, healthy behavior. Not saying you are, but I'll leave this here for you, just in case.
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https://www.aa.org
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real life problems
| 26
AA is for quitters
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caggybandicoot
| 34
Yeah, that’s kind of the whole point.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Did Michael Winslow provide you with the sound effects as you made your way to bed?
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real life problems
| 26
I was thinking more like Hanz Zimmers wonder woman
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Charlie Given
| 23
That's why it's called being pissed drunk 🤣🤣😂😏
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lifeis4me
| 20
Stop drinking more than you can handle. This is an FML for whoever had to clean up after you.
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TomeDr
| 21
Any FML that starts “I was so drunk...” is an automatic YDI. Just sayin.
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Davros
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Why didn't you just piss in the elevator like everyone else on youtube?
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Taurus_ChicKa
| 36
"Today, I was so drunk..." instant YDI
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Adam Sherwin
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I mean you deserved it. but hell that sounded like a hell of a party too.
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