By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 025
You deserved it 4 046

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Perhaps consider that you may have a problem. Getting so drunk you piss yourself is not a normal, healthy behavior. Not saying you are, but I'll leave this here for you, just in case. https://www.aa.org

Stop drinking more than you can handle. This is an FML for whoever had to clean up after you.

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That's why Dorothy just clickes her heels 3 times to get home.

She was more interested in following the yellow piss road

I KNEW that road wasn't naturally yellow!

Perhaps consider that you may have a problem. Getting so drunk you piss yourself is not a normal, healthy behavior. Not saying you are, but I'll leave this here for you, just in case. https://www.aa.org

AA is for quitters

Yeah, that’s kind of the whole point.

Didnt sound like OP is interested in quitting

Did Michael Winslow provide you with the sound effects as you made your way to bed?

I was thinking more like Hanz Zimmers wonder woman

That's why it's called being pissed drunk 🤣🤣😂😏

Stop drinking more than you can handle. This is an FML for whoever had to clean up after you.

Any FML that starts “I was so drunk...” is an automatic YDI. Just sayin.

Why didn't you just piss in the elevator like everyone else on youtube?

"Today, I was so drunk..." instant YDI

I mean you deserved it. but hell that sounded like a hell of a party too.