By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML
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MitiMiki 16
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Perhaps consider that you may have a problem. Getting so drunk you piss yourself is not a normal, healthy behavior. Not saying you are, but I'll leave this here for you, just in case. https://www.aa.org

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lifeis4me 20
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Stop drinking more than you can handle. This is an FML for whoever had to clean up after you.

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real life problems 26
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That's why Dorothy just clickes her heels 3 times to get home.

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BeefyQueefy 14
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She was more interested in following the yellow piss road

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Glowworm56 25
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I KNEW that road wasn't naturally yellow!

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MitiMiki 16
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Perhaps consider that you may have a problem. Getting so drunk you piss yourself is not a normal, healthy behavior. Not saying you are, but I'll leave this here for you, just in case. https://www.aa.org

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real life problems 26
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AA is for quitters

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caggybandicoot 34
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Yeah, that’s kind of the whole point.

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real life problems 26
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Didnt sound like OP is interested in quitting

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Did Michael Winslow provide you with the sound effects as you made your way to bed?

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real life problems 26
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I was thinking more like Hanz Zimmers wonder woman

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Charlie Given 25
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That's why it's called being pissed drunk 🤣🤣😂😏

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lifeis4me 20
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Stop drinking more than you can handle. This is an FML for whoever had to clean up after you.

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TomeDr 23
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Any FML that starts “I was so drunk...” is an automatic YDI. Just sayin.

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Davros 12
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Why didn't you just piss in the elevator like everyone else on youtube?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36
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"Today, I was so drunk..." instant YDI

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Adam Sherwin 3
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I mean you deserved it. but hell that sounded like a hell of a party too.

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