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Show it anywayI was having breakfast while I read this one.... FML too
Always have to be nice to your grandma. She'll always love you no matter what. And half the time their nicer then mom :P
What a shitty job that must've been. I bet your lunch tasted shit the 2nd time. I could go on with these shitty puns forever.
Nobody wants to help with that for their grandma and I doubt you would want to so dont be a hypocrite. I know she needed the help but its still disgusting.
Well you would react the same way just saying.
haha best way to get her back take a huge dump then ask her to wipe ur ass
I agree. My great grandpa had a C-bag. When it's someone you love, help them and be polite and discrete. When it's someone you don't know, you should help them like you do love them.
She was probably embarrassed to ask you for help too, I'm sure she wasn't excited about it either.
Old people are never embarrassed. When I'm old I'm going to walk around naked everywhere. Who will be the evil person to get onto a poor confused old guy?
Eat shit?
I don't know why you would come to that conclusion or question but you must be a very disturbed person...
Sorry it double posted and I don't think you can delete a comment. Soo ummm yea.... (walks away slowly)
Your logic is wrong 3. She will be eating puke. Eating shit would be "2 girls 1 cup"
Atleast you have your grandmother...
34) That is an awful thing to say! No matter what, your grandma will love you. You don't stop loving one of your kids randomly. Maybe they do not bake you cookies every day, but they still love you!
45, have you ever read "Flowers in the Attic"?
When I was younger, my grandma beat me and my siblings with belts and wooden spoons. We have scars on our backs. She also enjoyed telling us just how much our parents didn't love us (that's why we lived with her). Eventually CPS came in and got us out. Point of the story: not all Grammys are all cookies and hugs.
63 I'm sorry that happened to you but I would say its safe to infer that ops grandma was cookies and hugs from what he quoted her saying. She just sounded like she needed some help
She's your grandmother? Don't bitch cause people don't live forever take care of her and love her while you can
I agree op should appreciate the fact that her grandmother is still around unlike many of our grandparents
I lost my grandpa to cancer when I was 14, he had helped raise me since I was born. I thought he was going to be there for me to get my license, go to prom, graduate high school, see my get married & have kids etc. People don't live forever, but I tried to believe they do. It hurts hearing my friends bitch and complain about their grandparents when I would do anything to have my grandpa back. I only have my Grandma now. I love helping her out 'cause she's all I've got. Be thankful, OP.
I agree. I never got to see my grandma. She died from lung cancer a month before I was born. Apparently she was great. I would have loved to see her :( Be lucky you have a grandmother, OP.
Too many people are selfish now days and only care about themselves
that's so sad
#46 I know your message was meaningful and all but your name describes me perfectly
So after you throw up your precious lunch get on with it and help your grandmother out while you still can. She won't be around forever sadly so help out when she needs you to and enjoy your time with her.
No doubt grandma was smiling when she used to change OP's shit and piss filled diapers, wipe your ass, and powder it. And she never lost her lunch.
40. You CAN'T stop yourself from throwing up it's a natural reaction! What was op supposed to do? Who said her grandma was there for her when she was young? If she was who says she didn't HATE changing diapers? This is a disgusting situation and if she absolutely can't do it her self she needs a nurse or to be in a home. But saying anything but awww with a slacked jaw will get me thumbs down after all silence the dissenters.
No, everybody else knows the definition. You doucebag.
No, because I have something similar, mine is an ileostomy bag. It's really not a big deal to change it.
OwO
You're not a douchebag for not knowing, it's not something you normally will learn about
Remember karma, if you say no now, your grandchildren will say no to you as well. Appreciate the family you have. Some of us would love to help out our grandma. Too bad she died of cancer. Point being, cherish your life, and the life of those you love. The last time you talk to them could be the last time.
I'm guessing she was totally pumped about it, as well? stop being such a total turd and respect her while she's with you.
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quit whining. she obviously needed your help. grow up.
She was probably embarrassed to ask you for help too, I'm sure she wasn't excited about it either.