Nutty4Muffs

About Nutty4muffs

I had something typed up here, but realized how fucking lame it was.

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Nutty4muffs's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By spandex - / Tuesday 24 March 2009 06:47 / United States

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 18 June 2012 14:39 / Canada - Markham

Today, I was at work when a co-worker decided it would be funny to email me from my boss's computer to tell me I had been laid off. It wasn't funny when I was fired for real after "skipping work without giving notice." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Adam Jensen / Monday 18 June 2012 04:39 / United States - Saint Paul

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotGay - / Saturday 16 June 2012 05:45 / United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

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