Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Riceball_fml 0
Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.
immafiremylaser 0
wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.
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Comments (112)
curryndricegirll 0
ahahaha. aww...that sucks. but wouldn't she have noticed that it looked like all your other clothes/
kismaa 0
ouch, well, i think its time to get rid of those low v-neck cut shirts from the 80's, don't you?
neverland_fml 0
A girl's shirt? Was it all lacy or just a t-shirt? If your a crossdresser, should have told her from the beginning. If it was just a small shirt, then FYL.
immafiremylaser 0
ily too #10
djspazy 0
Why didn't she let you explain before jumping to conclusions... I hate it when people do that.
jdkfgkjdfb 0
I agree with #3 and #15. At first I thought it said, "She told me she was having breakfast with me."
xstaticdelta 6
haha you suck
cmbx3 0
umm, was it really a girl shirt or just really girly? nd y do u have a girly shirt anyway??? umm....
asxp10 0
First of all, why was she going through your closet, especially if you weren't there. Second, she shouldn't jump to conclusions, if she's such a bitch for doing that and dissing your fashion, then she is definitely not worth it.
MarcPunk 0
**** Your Life with tight shirt!