Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 370
You deserved it 4 151

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I don't think your name really expresses the depth of your emotion.


rg350dx 29

I was thinking captain dick.

and the chick who did it is general twat. What a cum tickling bitch fondling penis bucket..

cottoncandymango 17

How sad is it to know that we live in the same world as psychos?

27...Wow, I'm gonna have to write that one down.

#10, let's go all the way up the line to General Dick

addioty 19

As OP name says, she is a "******* trolling ***** ***** shit wank **** ****"

its Admiral ******* trolling ***** ***** shit **** **** to you.

Don't forget the wank 64, that's the most important part!

Trolls are god damn everywhere it seems.

Pwn17 25

I really wish these people would just ******* stop.

Honestly it's not even funny. They're legitimately ruining relationships.

if someone came up to my bf and did that i wouldve hit the bitch. guys have guy code and girls have girl code. dont **** with another girls man

This isn't trolling anymore, this is way worse. This is evil.

Maybe I'm weird or "too trusting" (god forbid!) but if I've never heard my long term boyfriend speak of some girl that came up to him like this, and if I watched it all go down, I'd be like "nice try trick, move along", because uhhh oh I dunno, I'd trust the guy I'm dating over some random, bored bitch.

I don't think your name really expresses the depth of your emotion.

To a whole new degree what a bastard you don't do that

AboveAll04 14

yeah OP, tell us how you really feel

Sounds like it could've been planned.

Sounds like OPs girlfriend wasn't really commited. When I see these FMLs where the girl/boyfriends just give up, it makes me think that they were just waiting for an excuse to leave. Either that or they've taken so much shit that they just instantly give up.

BubbleGrunge 18

If your girlfriend isn't willing to believe you or give you the benefit of the doubt, it's best to move on anyway OP.

Devils advocate here, but honestly how many guys would try and play it off like they had never met the other girl. I give OP's ex some credit for the fact that she won't fall for that shit. Too many girls get stuck with a cheating guy because they believe all the guys stories. Still sucks for OP, but his now ex isn't at fault.

BubbleGrunge 18

I agree with you to an extent, but I do think that relationships should be built on trust. If OP was admit about not knowing what the hell was going on, than perhaps the girlfriend should have given him the benefit of the doubt. It takes two to make a relationship work and they're times you have to work through things instead of just giving up.

Am I the only one wondering if the gf put a friend up to it as an easy escape from a relationship? ;)

41 - Considering somebody suggested that 37 comments ahead of you, receiving (at present) nine thumbs up... yes, I reckon you are the only one.

That sucks OP...hopefully your girlfriend will understand and take you back

olpally 32

What a crazy bitch. Jesus. Just bitch slap her to hell. Can't believe your gf believed that psycho.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks OP

That's pretty stupid for her to believe. I'd be more like, " Oh yeah? What's MY boyfriend's name? "

Did you know if you say gullible really slowly it sounds like green bear?

gree... Hey! There's no "r" in gullible! >:C

I feel dumb now for having tried. To my defense, English is not my native language, and I had to recall the meaning of gullible.

I wonder what could possibly compel someone to do something like that?

For trolls that is what sex, chocolate, and bacon is to us normal people.

BradTheBrony 19

What about sexy chocolate bacon?