By spellbound - 19/12/2012 14:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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That's awesome, if I were you I'd go all out and just make it a death eaters art car. Or if you're too scared you can put a red circle with a slash through it and make it a Dumbledore's army car. :)

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perdix 29
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Sell it to Voldemort, duh.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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That's awesome, if I were you I'd go all out and just make it a death eaters art car. Or if you're too scared you can put a red circle with a slash through it and make it a Dumbledore's army car. :)

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bluevayero 42
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THIS IS GENIUS! the Dumbledor part i mean

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penguins777 10
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Some people don't appreciate Harry Potter.

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HouseElf 13
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Silly muggles, tricks are for squibs~!

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unknown_user5566 26

Squibs? Naw, man. They're almost as bad as Mudbloods. (Only kidding, in case a hardcore fan takes offense to this).

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alissa222 15
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And some vandals appreciate it far too much

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COLDB3AR 6
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I think they appreciate Harry Potter plenty, to paint the Dark Mark on the car

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_Scarlett_Rose_ 7
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Damn, that is so tough.

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RadikulRam 16
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Do not worry #3, as tough as it is, I am sure Billy Mays had a product for this.

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BellaBelle_fml 23
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May he rest in peace in the great infomercial in the sky…

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sniken 14
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Get yourself a sticker to cover it up until you get it fixed.

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Lauren324 18
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Paint jobs are expensive too! FYL

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ICastillo 24
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Well prepare to have Harry Potter fans scowling at you until you have it removed.

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perdix 29
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Sell it to Voldemort, duh.

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ICastillo 24
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He gone.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52
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But Voldy's gone moldy!

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Brssps 13
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He'll pay it with a nice big "avada kedavra"

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Technically, because books' events happen in the present, Voldy is both dead AND alive :D

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betty_white 12
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like schrodingers cat :flys away:

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jellycorn 13
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What about Mrs Skowers All-Purpose magical mess remover?

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unknownfork 12
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#46 - Harry Potter takes place in the 90's.

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kxxjoejoexxk 8
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I dont blame the kids i wouldnt ride in a car with a death eater

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howdeedoo 22
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Or a dead body

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bribecrazyy 14
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actually, that would have been a mudbloods car, or maybe a blood traitor.

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PenguinBitch 43
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Bloody hell OP! Tell your kids the car can fly too. If not buy a dragon.

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Posthuman 26
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Forget dragons! He could just learn to make a portkey!

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GothickNihilist 15
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Forget dragons. Hippogriffs are so much better.:3

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PenguinBitch 43
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You're all wrong. The Floo and Toilet Network are a better choice because they're economical. Think Green! (no pun intended my Slytherin friends)

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jellycorn 13
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Or you could take a thestral or hippogriff. Such a pity they outlawed the old flying carpet.. Always the good ol' fashioned broomstick, though. Hear the new Nimbus is alright.

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Amama_fml 30
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Your kid is awesome!

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DaDezza244 31
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Re-read the fml 10. It clearly said that 'someone' did it not her kid. And we don't even know if she or he has kids

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MistressCaitlyn 7
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Re-read the FML, 50. "My kids refuse..."

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GingerPanda94 6
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THANK YOU 51!! Someone else noticed, I took too long to sign in. 50 careful what you say in your comments when you are doing the exact same as those you are replying too... That's called being a hypocrite.

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DaDezza244 31
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Ok I apologise. My bad. I need to read properly and slowly. Again in sorry for being a hypocrite

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