That's awesome, if I were you I'd go all out and just make it a death eaters art car. Or if you're too scared you can put a red circle with a slash through it and make it a Dumbledore's army car. :)

THIS IS GENIUS! the Dumbledor part i mean

Some people don't appreciate Harry Potter.

Silly muggles, tricks are for squibs~!

Squibs? Naw, man. They're almost as bad as Mudbloods. (Only kidding, in case a hardcore fan takes offense to this).

And some vandals appreciate it far too much

I think they appreciate Harry Potter plenty, to paint the Dark Mark on the car

Damn, that is so tough.

Do not worry #3, as tough as it is, I am sure Billy Mays had a product for this.

May he rest in peace in the great infomercial in the sky…

Get yourself a sticker to cover it up until you get it fixed.

Paint jobs are expensive too! FYL

Well prepare to have Harry Potter fans scowling at you until you have it removed.

Sell it to Voldemort, duh.

He gone.

But Voldy's gone moldy!

He'll pay it with a nice big "avada kedavra"

Technically, because books' events happen in the present, Voldy is both dead AND alive :D

like schrodingers cat :flys away:

What about Mrs Skowers All-Purpose magical mess remover?

#46 - Harry Potter takes place in the 90's.

I dont blame the kids i wouldnt ride in a car with a death eater

Or a dead body

actually, that would have been a mudbloods car, or maybe a blood traitor.

Bloody hell OP! Tell your kids the car can fly too. If not buy a dragon.

Forget dragons! He could just learn to make a portkey!

Forget dragons. Hippogriffs are so much better.:3

You're all wrong. The Floo and Toilet Network are a better choice because they're economical. Think Green! (no pun intended my Slytherin friends)

Or you could take a thestral or hippogriff. Such a pity they outlawed the old flying carpet.. Always the good ol' fashioned broomstick, though. Hear the new Nimbus is alright.

Your kid is awesome!

Re-read the fml 10. It clearly said that 'someone' did it not her kid. And we don't even know if she or he has kids

Re-read the FML, 50. "My kids refuse..."

THANK YOU 51!! Someone else noticed, I took too long to sign in. 50 careful what you say in your comments when you are doing the exact same as those you are replying too... That's called being a hypocrite.

Ok I apologise. My bad. I need to read properly and slowly. Again in sorry for being a hypocrite