By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 264
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1. Explain what's up 2. Propose 3. ???? 4. Profit

I don't get why were you sneaking out into the middle of night to plan a proposal??? Isn't that the type of thing you do during the day? Sounds shady, I say either you were a) cheating with prostitutes b) cheating with male prostitutes or c) you are a prostitute. All sound like valid reasons to break up with you!

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1. Explain what's up 2. Propose 3. ???? 4. Profit

really agree with #1

impossible to fail!

I'd try to explain and show proof and hopes that she forgives you and gets back with you and then when she goes to kiss you you punch her in the fucking mouth and tell her bitch I'm breaking up with you and I'll take my proposal to someone who would appreciate me.

btw I was kidding about punching lol

dude... try again. you have one life, you should live it up. worst she can do is say no.

first! and sucks

ouch, and you didn't get a chance to tell her the truth?

Oversensitive, assumptive b*tch. Good thing - you would have regretted marrying her for the rest of your life.

wow... "over assumptive" Wouldnt be one to talk.

sorry that sounded mean it came out wrong

Uh... Girlfriend catches him sneaking out and doesn't give him a chance to explain, just breaks up with him. That is over assumptive to me. Am I being over assumptive by assuming she's oversensitive? Possibly, but my lifetime of empyrical evidence suggests the two tend to go hand in hand.

You must have not heard of the "you're one to be talking" corollary. It's was added in the newest version of FMyLife-logic, 2.0. Similarly under this new theorem a person may be assumed to be intolerant for being intolerant of intolerance.

Fortunately, I'm just posting on a message board (using all of the information given to me), and not making a life-changing decision.

who fucking cares

That isn't what I meant... I appologize... I do agree that the GF is over assumptive. Let's just drop it... I don't even remember why I typed it

well ur a dumb bitch who problably never had a bf so ur vote doesnt count

Um yes i've had a boyfriend you idiot . I have one now.

she thot u were fucking prositutes and was jelous because she just wanted ur dick in her mouth

yeH she tottly thught u wer prostitutn brah, gon 2 munch crpt fer 10$ brah.

Nobody can read that.

Uhmm just tell her that...

Awe i'm sorry bud. If she already suspects you're cheating then maybe you shouldn't propose. Hope things work out for ya!! :D

Well, think of it not as an "FML" but, you almost married a presumptious cow!!

omgawd!! ponyboy!! -- from the outsiders? -- good movie/book =)

Would you really want to spend the rest of your life with someone who doesn't trust you and doesn't forgive you?

She had no intention of staying with him she just found her excuse.