By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 458
You deserved it 12 492

Same thing different taste

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Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.

immafiremylaser 0

wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.

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texaschris91 0

Maybe she dumped you cause you're gay

You can't say "Thats my shirt" Nowadays?

#32 - You're a dick. People can wear whatever they want to wear and express themselves in whatever way they wish - whether that fits your standard or not. Go live in a dictatorship if you don't want to be around people that veer from the "norm".

thespacecowboy 0

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. So, I just walked in because the front door just happened to be open. He might've not heard it ring, so I thought he might've been in his room while the door was closed. He wasn't there, but I did find a shirt in his open closet that said "I recycle boys." FML

You got lucky. Are you sure you'd want a girlfriend that possessive and with a hair-trigger temper?

sara942 0

haha, i would have totally ended up in that situation with my ex, but he was far too massive for any of his shirts to be a girl's. regardless, he wore shirts i would have happily worn in my size. he actually had pretty good taste, it was just fairly androgynous. Whatever the case, if she didn't let you explain, and/or did not realize you're a whiny emo kid (if that's the case) in the first place, that sucks man. FYL