Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
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Riceball_fml 0
Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.
immafiremylaser 0
wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.
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Comments (112)
texaschris91 0
Maybe she dumped you cause you're gay
brianrubin 0
Wow, that's just weird.
nazooer 11
You can't say "Thats my shirt" Nowadays?
Ric3ball 0
Pwn't
farmgirl 3
#32 - You're a dick. People can wear whatever they want to wear and express themselves in whatever way they wish - whether that fits your standard or not. Go live in a dictatorship if you don't want to be around people that veer from the "norm".
thespacecowboy 0
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. I rang the doorbell, but no one answered. So, I just walked in because the front door just happened to be open. He might've not heard it ring, so I thought he might've been in his room while the door was closed. He wasn't there, but I did find a shirt in his open closet that said "I recycle boys." FML
lolol182 4
why was she even in your closet?
dwang4 0
hahahahahahahahahaha. fail.
jonnymohio 2
You got lucky. Are you sure you'd want a girlfriend that possessive and with a hair-trigger temper?
sara942 0
haha, i would have totally ended up in that situation with my ex, but he was far too massive for any of his shirts to be a girl's. regardless, he wore shirts i would have happily worn in my size. he actually had pretty good taste, it was just fairly androgynous. Whatever the case, if she didn't let you explain, and/or did not realize you're a whiny emo kid (if that's the case) in the first place, that sucks man. FYL