Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Riceball_fml 0
Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.
immafiremylaser 0
wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.
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Comments (112)
that_guy01 0
Sucks for you, although now next time you consider buying something gay enough to be confused with a girl's clothing, you'll (hopefully) make the right choice.
leilaniii 0
well i do love men in girls pants. but im not too sure about shirts. depends on the shirt i guess. whata **** though, as in your girl.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Anyway, she's a harpy for hanging at the door ready to pounce on you for something she doesn't like. Saves you the trouble of dumping her.
sportastef 0
That's hilarious! Haha but wouldn't she have seen you wear the shirt? Just tell her it's yours. Better yet, just let her dump you. You don't need to lose your dignity too.
hjablowme 0
Everyone asks why she was in your closet. Dude why are you still in the closet???????????
whocares111 0
#3 and #4
cd5love96 0
You got played like a fiddle. She used that excuse to get away from you because that was the only thing she had on you. What girl would go through your closet and then decide to end it right then and there without an explanation of sorts. She wants to get laid by someone else. She's a *****.
Tatorrr 0
lmao. She is so dumb. She should of known you have a girl shirt. She's your girlfriend after all.
trilo3000 0
agreed with 15
Kaileigh 6
That's rough because I'm sure she wouldn't even believe the shirt belonged to you...and if she did, she'd question why you had a girls shirt in your closet.