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39- but to think that coincidentally Op saw the act the only time that has happened is unlikely. Op has probably ate/drank spit before:/ plus that is unbelievably boric and disgusting!!!!!

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Did you tell anyone? I wouldn't have let my aunt and cousin get away with that. If my family did that they would most likely be disowned.

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Could it be a witch ritual to make all of you slaves of the cousin, in the not too distant future?

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Really? Would that not kill the point of spitting in the soup if everyone has already eaten? It's like wiping your ass first and then doing a shit.

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I think 3 meant that it would have been worse if, after eating the first batch of soup, OP noticed the kid spitting in a second batch. While they wouldn't have known if the first batch had been similarly treated, the possibility would be there.

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That's funny... If you're American/English #2's username comes up as "yoursucklives" when it should be "yourlivessuck" but the syntax transfer from Austrian to English translated it to have the incorrect order. (if you're English)

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I would say, better safe than sorry and not eat any of the food. Or...if you really like spit, the soup is probably delicious.

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actually, it's one of my favourite books. but i don't think the space monkeys spitt/peed in any food, only tyler did.

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I thought this thread was awesome, personally. But that may only because I love chuck palahunik

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Maybe the soup spitting is a family tradition. OP isn't upset that the soup was spit in, but that it was supposed to be their turn and the aunt played favorites. That would upset even the best of us...

That's when you need to be fast with the camera on your phone, and you could have shared it with your family, as they sat down to eat the spit flavored soup.

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You're right, but in Austria, they don't think the Soup Nazi is very fucking funny at all. Expect a lunatic fringe that snaps their heels together, holds out their 3 dollars at arm's length and declares "Soup, heil!"

When you sit down to dinner, wait until your cousin has eaten a few mouthfulls and then whisper in their ear "oh, I forgot to mention I have a real bad, itchy rash on my crotch. I wouldn't use that spoon if I were you. That's not croutons floating in your soup". Just fill up on bread OP. FYL

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