Love: Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 3:04

Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.

immafiremylaser 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 3:03

wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.

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STAYP0SITIVE 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:30

awee poor guy :(

gleidu77 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:34

i can understand why people would think she's a bitch for not hearing him out, but chances are he did get to explain, and she just didn't believe him. i have to admit, if i was the girl in this situation and it was a legit girly shirt, i'd find it a pretty pathetic excuse to say that it's his shirt. seems too easy. however if he dresses in tight clothes usually, then it should be understandable.

ccclaire_ 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:38

amen #40, amen.

hatehatehatehate 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:45

How about explaining it to her??

chocolatenumnums 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 4:49

its twice as bad that you didn't even explain yourself its almost as if you should be wearing a girls shirt...

hellFighter 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:07

YDI for having a girl's shirt.

Shadow_Sniper 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:05

since when are girlfriends supposed to go through their boyfriends closets for no reason?

genius_man16 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:05

Chill with the homophobia people jesus! The most FML part of this is the fact that she was snooping in your closet when you weren't there, i mean, what the **** is that about? You are clearly better off without her. Although i'm intrigued by what this "girly shirt" looked like

Vagrarian 2

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:12

If she wasn't willing to discuss it, then she's just a judgemental twat and you're better off. And a sneak as well, going through your closet like that. Forget her and make some new friends who aren't stuck-up sneaks.