Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I went through the stuff that I'd left at my ex’s place and started unpacking it. I found a pair of another girl's panties. We broke up a little over a week ago. FML
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Riceball_fml 0
Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.
immafiremylaser 0
wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.
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Comments (112)
supermankiller 0
Okay, I don't agree that your life is effed. The girl has no business going through your closet in the first place, and hey- you're better off without her if she's so stubborn and jumps to conclusions so quickly :) :p
Aldrahil 0
Ever heard of explanation? About 5-15 seconds of honest explaining will easily sort it all out. I'm sorry, but when an FML is only so because the person didn't realize that standing there mouth wide open in incredulous silence, undoubtedly thinking about how you're going to put this on FML.com, isn't a good thing, then I just feel sad at the human race.
helios_rex 0
FAIL! Stop wearing tight Emo shirts!
trinity312 0
You don't need a jelous girlfriend that is going to be creeping around your closet looking for any clue that you might be cheating on her.
anonymous8_fml 0
F your life for ever dating her.
toomz 0
For the record Prince can wear a blouse. You cannot.
stronghammer 0
lol at #1 and #57 hit it right on the ball why the hell is she in your closet when you arent there? privacy much? she might have jumped to a conclusion but she should had at least talked to you about it so you can explain yourself and why do you own a girly shirt? not sayin anything but id like to know your reasoning behind that
alannalove2009 0
maybe she didnt trust you or she thinks your really dumb. i mean who would cheat on thier girlfriend and leave the other girls shirt in thier closet. i think she insulted your intelligence, in which case i would be mad and completely forget about her .
Fantasmarific 0
shame on you for owning a pink shirt.
angelann313 0
...*giggle*