Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
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Riceball_fml 0
Wow, she dumped you AND dissed your fashion sense. What a great woman.
immafiremylaser 0
wow. the simple fact that you wear girls' shirts and had a girlfriend is astounding.
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Comments (112)
wonnybot73 0
OUCH!!!! i'd say something but idk wat to say.
Narsh 0
What was a closet doing in the kitchen? Haha, just kidding :P. But seriously, why was she snooping around when you aren't there AND jumping to conclusions based on a false observation?
Endymion_fml 0
I don't care WHAT personal things you do in the privacy of your own home (or indeed out of it as long as I can't see it). Better now than in twenty years when you're married and she jumps to even more bizzare conclusions...
lolfahnny 0
I really hope you got to shoot a load in her mouth for that one.
KatieWindow 0
FUUUUUUU- Please don't tell me you wear girl pants, too. Cause if you do, and she finds those, you're screwed. Royally.
Dhamy 0
She sounds mean. Did you tell her it was your shirt? ...why was she looking through your shit?
wanderingidiot 0
LMFAO! try explaining THAT one to here ;P
Boh18 0
I actually DID find another girl's shirt in my boyfriend's room and it WASN'T his! :[
cdc8705 0
agreed with #54
giganoodle 0
I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one cheating and just projecting it on to you. (It's happened to both guys and girls I know) Seriously though, a lot of times us straight guys can't tell between girls and guys clothes, just like we can't tell between turquoise and blue-green or whatever those crazy color names are... coral?