Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
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RichardPencil 30
Maybe the note was there before you woke up? I'm not sure your offensive text caused her to dump you, or just confirmed her decision.
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Nikki 17
Do you mean you said good morning in a cute way or you send a “good morning” picture? Because one is YDI and the other is YLS
RichardPencil 30
Maybe the note was there before you woke up? I'm not sure your offensive text caused her to dump you, or just confirmed her decision.