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That fucking bitch... Get over there, slap her in the face and seduce her mom. See who'll have the last laugh.

OP is not telling us the whole story. He probably cheated on her or something terrible of that nature to make her want to do something like that!

yeah, because women are incapable of doing pointless bad things

Yeah, cheating on somebody merits theft of money and identification. Cheating on people isn't illegal, robbing them is. And as for OP, knock that bitch's door down! She wont call the cops, she stole your wallet. At least get your id's back.

@ #30, so if a guy cheats on a girl it makes it okay for her to steal his wallet and go spend all his money to make her feel good about herself? OP if she really stole it then call the police on her and find her mugshot online and upload it to facebook and see who has the last laugh

^ haha n1

I'm second so I'm better thn all of you

punch her right in the back of the head where the skull meets the neck

For some reason I feel as if you haven't had many girlfriends, if any at all. Suggesting hitting a girl? You should probably give your man card back. Calling to see if she actually stole it or calling the police if she did it, that's the right thing to do, not punch her. Too many Chris Browns in the world today...

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You're number 2 alright. A big ol' steaming pile of number 2.

Says the guy whose name is Hellcrapdamn. The "Hell" and the "crap" part denotes a steaming pile of #2. The "damn" denotes that it just came out at an inopportune time.

:P scrubs reference

well then

look on the bright side, if you guys were married and divorced it would have cost you a lot more than your wallet

the time you will need to spend to get all your IDs back is priceless.

fucking bitch! run after her and punch her till she gives it back

why would she take your wallet? i agree your life sucks

because it has money in it...

topkek m80

second. wow that's terrible. find the bitch and get it back!

haha your gf is still in love with your wallet lol

Don't punch her! Just steal her money(: hahha

Congrats on being first, a prize is being sent to you as we speak, when you recieve it, please kindly shove it up your ass...As for the OP, your now ex-girlfriend is a bitch. She breaks up with you then steals your wallet? I say get it back, tell her parents or something. A great man once saidm, "Dont get upset, get even!"

I totally agree with this here... But telling her parents is too easy, I'd shoot for some property damage myself.

Geeze, you guys are harsh. You don't have to beat her up. If you really want it back, call the police or something.