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That must be some serious painful shit! I closed my legs and I'm a girl!
Actually the pain of getting hit in the testicles is 9000 units of pain. It is also like breaking every bone in your body at one time or giving birth to 160 kids at one time. Look it up if you don't believe me!
Everyone experiences pain differently.. My mom has described birth as pushing a basketball out ur vagina and I can't imagine that would be fun.. N guys always double over when they get hit in the balls so lets not say one is more painful than the other because they are both very painful and be grown up about it.
114 - Yeah... no. I heard that but it's based off of people going, "Oh my god it hurt like soooooooooo much man." As a girl with two brothers, I have kicked numerous balls in my life, and my brother going, "Ohh fuck you" and falling down and wincing for a minute doesn't seem bad compared to when my brother snapped his femur and was screaming and sweating from the pain. Soooo yeah >__> I mean like... maybe getting your balls torn open is that bad, but just getting "hit" in them... yeah man up. Guys do it to each other all the time.
Seriously everyone... can we leave the whole 'this pain is worse than that pain' thing alone? These arguments are 100% pointless because nobody is ever going to experience both - men can't have kids and women can't get kicked in the testicles. In fact I'm sure that's why people claim to have absolute knowledge of one or the other - noone can really prove you wrong (and yes, I'm including women in this - child birth sucks but you haven't had your scrotum ripped apart by a bike so you can't say one is worse, just like I'm not going to say the worst pain I ever dealt with was worse than childbirth.) Let's just all agree that what the poor OP went through was much worse than your standard kick to the groin, but there is NO WAY to compare it to child birth cause OP isn't going to be giving birth... or possibly having kids at all now ;).
And first of all, being hit in the balls hurts for 5 minutes when a woman can be in labor for up to three days. If I had balls, I'd rather be hit in the balls. And I don't believe it should be argued about because guys will never know the amount of pain child birth gives you. And girls will never know what it feels like to be hit in the balls
You didn't even get blue balls in a fun way, FYL
supportcommand-Really? So have scientists found a way to measure pain? That's the only way the study would be accurate. What I heard is that child birth is painful to the point that women forget the pain; hence mothers having kids over and over. If you want an idea of the pain of birth, imagine pushing a marble out of your penis. For hours at a time.
But every girl gets her cycle, and let me tell you, cramps hurt like a mother. So imagine feeling like your going to shit out your organs for a few days straight every month until your 50. I'm sure being kicked in the balls hurts, but don't say women don't get their fair share.
I agree with 80 - before I got on meds for my cramps, I would vomit for about 12 hours a day from the amount of pain I was in, I was unable to eat anything, no over the counter medicine could ease the pain and I had to skip school for a full week, if not more. Trust me, I'm pretty sure I understand the pain of being kicked in the groin.
I think my brain rebelled and caused me to have a seizure and black out after reading this thread. How the FUCK can you compare the pain of childbirth with ANYTHING? Pain is subjective. It therefore can NOT be measured objectively. Therefore you cannot compare a women-only pain to a men-only pain. Full stop.
also, every woman has a different experience with childbirth, so you can't exactly measure it. comparing a woman giving birth to triplets compared to a woman giving birth to a tiny premature baby just doesn't work out. plus, some people are good at handling pain while others have a lot of difficulty
Jeffers123 - You just scientifically proved that you are a moron. There's no such thing as "ibs" (or lbs, I assume you meant) of pain. In fact, there is no such thing as any objective measurement of pain (yet), though there are some imaging modalities that are being investigated. People like you who throw up impressive-sounding statistics which are clearly fabricated are the worst type of debaters. I'm sure you'll stand by your evidence because you either read it somewhere (but you can't remember where) or because "someone" told you. It's complete and utter bullshit.
Dude that is so uncalled for. She is beautiful. Just because she doesn't understand how blue balls happen doesn't mean you should insult her. Guys don't understand the pain of periods and what comes along with it. So don't go insulting a girl for not understanding male issues. With your attitude you probably don't get much interaction with females at all.
Just thinking about it sounds extremely painful, and I'm a girl. FYL OP.
7- Last time I was on a bike, I ended up going over the handle bars, face first into the curb. That earned me a trip to the hospital with a concussion and the left side of my face torn open vertically (sunglasses shattered and gave me an unbelievable slash with broken glass). I never thought I'd look "normal" again after that experience, but a fantastic doctor, time, polysporin and vitamin E oil did wonders for the scar. Now, 12 years later, you can't even tell unless you're looking for it. Never got back on That horse again, figuratively. Maybe one day. ;P
248- in my city bikes are becoming very popular, on paper. Let's of money was put into designated permanent bike lanes by taking away car lanes and parking. Now there's lanes for bikes that aren't used as much as they should be, more traffic congestion, and a city trying to find out where to cut the few million for what it cost to build them. Ahh bikes in a modern city, bad after thought when not engineered properly.
How the hell did you tear your sack? Is your bike covered in knives or were you riding naked?