By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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2ndSucks 15

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btnhdude 0

My pouch...

HowAreYouToday 34

What a grouch...

flockz 19

gonna ice my balls on my couch..

pie29302930 0

That what she said.

Fuck you combo breaking as son of a bitch. Sorry I'm such a grouch.

cudi504 4

I hate combo breakers

I'll vouch for everyone that we all hate #19.

That SHOULD say, "combo breaking ass son of a bitch" but my phone doesn't like it when I use bad words. Fuck my phone!

youcunthole 0

Playing dodge ball is what separates the boys from the men

flockz 19

i can vouch that i am a grouch when i slouch on the couch and hit my pouch and scream OUCH!!! actually i say "FUCK" but that's irrelevant.

@43- thats if the ball hits at the right place, otherwise its what separates men from women

blackheart24 10

I don't have balls, but I feel bad for op... Hopefully he can still have kids.

pie29302930 0

God damn, I didn't read the other comments before I posted. I was in a rush. And I too will hate myself for being such a dumbass.

LiyIa_fml 8

And I was actually enjoying the rhyiming that was going on... :( and poor op! I love dodge ball but i dont like when people get hurt while playing it :(

blackheart24 10

Haha dodgeball the movie is so kick ass. Imma go watch it...

This ain't the matrix it's dodgeball...

haha nice onee

TinyDude 10

So did that guy get any points?

That is... *puts on sunglasses* painful. Expected a pun huh? :P

I hope u r ok now :)

YDI. One for calling all the other people idiots like a judgemental twat, and two for attempting to jump over a dodgeball. If it is coming at you, unless it's low, you don't jump. Especially if it's ball sack high WHILE you're jumping, you can't jump over that shit. Dodge to the side.

126, not really. I was actually hoping you'd put the sun glasses on because you were about to leave, but it seems you didn't.

Llama_Face89 33

82- I can only forgive you if you tell me that you're a Habs fan.

tweetypie 18

POW! Right in the kisser.

At least you yell it like it is :)

fatcowmalk 0

Ydi for being at school on a Saturday...

TheSnakeDoctor20 17

SNIPED!

cudi504 4

Actually its no balls to him

CabooseWins 0

There's your problem OP, you forgot the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. I don't see shit in there about jumping.

liggity 1

I agree 85

asoptavlo14 6

Lol dodgeball...

if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball !

You gotta hide behind other people too occasionally, also you said dodge twice #85

KailyKii 11

#97 I think thats the point.

killersexy 1

Yeah win

No "The balls in your court" joke?! Wow... I'm a little disappointed...

beautious19 8

It's from the movie Dodgeball, to say dodge twice.

mduffy08 8

BOOM! Nut shot!

"the idiots on the other team" thAt was unnecessary

HAH! No offspring for you, skippy!

Nut up or shut up, bro!

HeyImPayton 0

I love zombie land :)

DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

12, Although that was said in zombieland, 3 wasn't referring to that movie, it's a dodgeball reference.

aruam365 24

Are they still playing dodgeball in middle and high schools? I hated that. Middle school dodge ball was humiliating even if you were good at it... luckily when I was in high school we never played it.

At my school, we play it just for fun if it is too cold out. Our class just makes teams and stays inside so we don't have to stand in the -10 Celsius weather

nattynatters 14

I freaking loved that game! Or the modified and slightly more awesome warball.

nattynatters 14

I freaking loved that game! Or the modified and slightly more awesome warball.

I LOVE WARBALL!! :)

aruam365 24

106- We did when I was in middle school but, we didn't when I was in high school. I liked it when I was little. But, I didn't when I was older.

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Llama_Face89 33

LIES! It actually sounds quite enjoyable.

Epic in slow motion

flockz 19

BOOM NUTSHOT!!

Buttsexpirate 9

I guess deadshot's being hired to hit kids in the nuts now huh?

sounds like he got... *puts on sunglasses* penile-ized YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Drummerboy1234 0

^ absolute win.

ceilingfans 1

This sounds like it would be more epic in slow motion

#160 yeah, super slo-mo, and watch the expressions on the OP's face as the ball hits and his nuts get squished...

Sack attack

2ndSucks 15

Target neutralized!

natashax21 5

Correction. Sterilized.

flockz 19

correction. targets.

slushpup9696 12

Correction: neurtered

pedosmurf 7

Tango down

pedosmurf 7

Tango down!

thallpma08 4

Been there. That sucks.

Who says 'ballsack?' Fake and gay.

Maybe instead of jumping around like you're a ballerina , you should be trying to take the other team out. You may think that you're a total badass jumping and dodging, but you're just exposing your snowglobes more.

youcunthole 0

I hate the pussies who stand in the back and just try to dodge, they contribute nothing to their team

Haha 14 - your pic is so suitable for this FML :D