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Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

By ricksterile / Saturday 29 October 2011 00:44 / United States
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  pie29302930  |  0

That what she said.

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  flockz  |  19

i can vouch that i am a grouch when i slouch on the couch and hit my pouch and scream OUCH!!! actually i say "FUCK" but that's irrelevant.

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  LiyIa_fml  |  8

And I was actually enjoying the rhyiming that was going on... :( and poor op! I love dodge ball but i dont like when people get hurt while playing it :(

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  bloodraven412  |  5

YDI. One for calling all the other people idiots like a judgemental twat, and two for attempting to jump over a dodgeball. If it is coming at you, unless it's low, you don't jump. Especially if it's ball sack high WHILE you're jumping, you can't jump over that shit. Dodge to the side.

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  aruam365  |  24

Are they still playing dodgeball in middle and high schools? I hated that. Middle school dodge ball was humiliating even if you were good at it... luckily when I was in high school we never played it.

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  juliahockey  |  0

At my school, we play it just for fun if it is too cold out. Our class just makes teams and stays inside so we don't have to stand in the -10 Celsius weather

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  aruam365  |  24

106- We did when I was in middle school but, we didn't when I was in high school. I liked it when I was little. But, I didn't when I was older.

By  kimee21_fml  |  15

This sounds SO painful! Ouch! :/

By  Cmdr_Shepard  |  17

Maybe instead of jumping around like you're a ballerina , you should be trying to take the other team out. You may think that you're a total badass jumping and dodging, but you're just exposing your snowglobes more.

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