SarcasticUnicorn

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  • Unicorns roam free in , Jupiter
  • 27 years old
  • Tuesday 05 December 1995
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About Sarcasticunicorn
I love Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Frank Sinatra, Snow White, ALF, and hotdogs. That is all there is to life, really. Have a lovely day.
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OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.

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