bsmith9942

About Bsmith9942

I'm widely disliked by most people. Not much else to tell you.

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

22%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

72%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

32%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

11%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

8%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

39%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

3%

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Bsmith9942's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Andrew / Wednesday 20 April 2011 16:31 / United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming home after a month of being away. When I heard him knock on the door, I rushed to open it and jumped into his arms for a hug. It wasn't him; it was the mailman. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SquishFish / Friday 17 August 2012 04:08 / United States - Westport

Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Samantha - / Thursday 16 August 2012 22:36 / United States - Holt

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it