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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 03:00

Today, while sprinting, I tripped, fell, and somehow managed to kick myself in the balls. Legs shouldn’t bend like that and I’m frankly amazed I didn’t break my knee. My wife got the whole thing on video too. FML

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FluffythePink 23

Wednesday 26 April 2023 10:32

You can't post this and not hand over the video. What sort of sadist are you?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 26 April 2023 10:47

Back in high school, I heard a kid did this playing hacky sack. His sack certainly got hacked. That is impressive in its own way.

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Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 26 April 2023 4:53

Are we going to get a YouTube link? Or a TikTok?

FluffythePink 23

Wednesday 26 April 2023 10:32

You can't post this and not hand over the video. What sort of sadist are you?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Wednesday 26 April 2023 10:47

Back in high school, I heard a kid did this playing hacky sack. His sack certainly got hacked. That is impressive in its own way.

JackWood 20

Wednesday 26 April 2023 16:08

Please post on youtube and drop a link here. If your lucky it will go viral and you can make a bunch of $ for sacking yourself.

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