By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 414
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klovemachine 24

And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI. Bonus points because they were total strangers.

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klovemachine 24

And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D

klovemachine 24

Edit: OP is female :( Oh well, it would have been funnier if OP was male

No.. Op is male..

I'm just on crack, but that's just me.

#10 you're telling me they aren't supposed too? Shit..

klovemachine 24

Oh well...I hate those stupid symbols by the OP's name (hangs head in shame)

BellaBelle_fml 23

Of course women have balls! Ours are just bigger than men's so we have to put them on our chest to prevent chaffing.

Trisha_aus 15

And...what did you find Noor?

Justy101 23

Thank god for that.

wlddog 14

33 - i find your comment both rude and hilarious.

bach2121 13

I guess i would've laughed too

Hate show offs... Serves you right!

Pride before the fall.

Just like you picture

Someone's pain is someone else's laughter.

Trisha_aus 15

And here we are on FML!

perdix 29

#4, the Germans capture that whole sentence in a single word: Schadenfreude. It's even on my FML T-shirt.

adriandurnell 5

that's for sure lol

i was trying to work how to spell that Perdix :) i love you i would have found it hysterical if i saw it

RpiesSPIES 27

Never try and do something to impress random people unless you're a professional. Otherwise you end up hurting yourself... I speak from experience.

Pstraka6 20

Practice first my friend

Don't try to look cool....it didnt really work did it?

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI. Bonus points because they were total strangers.

Exactly what I came here to say.

I don't get why that is? Everyone likes attention, it's not terrible of him to want some praise geez.

Completely agree - I could understand if he was trying to impress his mates but total strangers? Who craves that much attention, needs people they don't know to like them so desperately? That's just sad...

Just pretend it was all a part of the trick.

perdix 29

He was probably disappointed that he didn't get video! Tosh.0 needs shit like that!

3rdbass 9

What Daniel Tosh needs is to stop impersonating Joel Mchale.