Health: Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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You deserved it 3 217

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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You deserved it 46 909

By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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You deserved it 3 025

BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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You deserved it 355

By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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You deserved it 9 802

Show off

By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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You deserved it 37 552

Great first impression

By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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You deserved it 3 559

By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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You deserved it 3 194

By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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You deserved it 2 259

klovemachine 24

Friday 19 April 2013 3:48

And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 19 April 2013 3:55

"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI. Bonus points because they were total strangers.

Comments

glitz1234 6

Friday 19 April 2013 3:47

Lol omgzzzz!!!

klovemachine 24

Friday 19 April 2013 3:48

And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D

klovemachine 24

Friday 19 April 2013 3:51

Edit: OP is female :( Oh well, it would have been funnier if OP was male

lilhellian 26

Friday 19 April 2013 3:53

No.. Op is male..

eddeeezzyy 19

Friday 19 April 2013 4:10

I'm just on crack, but that's just me.

NeinKittenz 20

Friday 19 April 2013 4:17

#10 you're telling me they aren't supposed too? Shit..

klovemachine 24

Friday 19 April 2013 4:50

Oh well...I hate those stupid symbols by the OP's name (hangs head in shame)

BellaBelle_fml 23

Friday 19 April 2013 4:57

Of course women have balls! Ours are just bigger than men's so we have to put them on our chest to prevent chaffing.

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 19 April 2013 5:01

And...what did you find Noor?

Justy101 23

Friday 19 April 2013 14:29

Thank god for that.

wlddog 14

Friday 19 April 2013 16:49

33 - i find your comment both rude and hilarious.

bach2121 13

Friday 19 April 2013 3:50

I guess i would've laughed too

whos_ur_daddy1 19

Friday 19 April 2013 4:16

Hate show offs... Serves you right!

TheApostate 8

Friday 19 April 2013 5:21

Pride before the fall.

buster113 15

Wednesday 20 August 2014 21:00

Just like you picture

brittyboo123 35

Friday 19 April 2013 3:51

Someone's pain is someone else's laughter.

Trisha_aus 15

Friday 19 April 2013 4:58

And here we are on FML!

perdix 29

Friday 19 April 2013 6:19

#4, the Germans capture that whole sentence in a single word: Schadenfreude. It's even on my FML T-shirt.

adriandurnell 5

Friday 19 April 2013 7:43

that's for sure lol

MuseFan1991 14

Friday 19 April 2013 15:28

i was trying to work how to spell that Perdix :) i love you i would have found it hysterical if i saw it

RpiesSPIES 27

Friday 19 April 2013 3:52

Never try and do something to impress random people unless you're a professional. Otherwise you end up hurting yourself... I speak from experience.

Pstraka6 20

Friday 19 April 2013 3:53

Practice first my friend

kyrisonfusion 22

Friday 19 April 2013 3:53

Don't try to look cool....it didnt really work did it?

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 19 April 2013 3:55

"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI. Bonus points because they were total strangers.

iamananglophile 18

Friday 19 April 2013 4:00

Exactly what I came here to say.

ragini95 16

Friday 19 April 2013 8:13

I don't get why that is? Everyone likes attention, it's not terrible of him to want some praise geez.

doodlecloud 26

Friday 19 April 2013 9:07

Completely agree - I could understand if he was trying to impress his mates but total strangers? Who craves that much attention, needs people they don't know to like them so desperately? That's just sad...