FML : Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls....

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 18 April 2013 21:02 / Bulgaria - Batanovci

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By klovemachine | 24

#5455175 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:48

And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D

By VasilisaUzhasnaj | 29

#5455207 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:55

"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI.

Bonus points because they were total strangers.

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By glitz1234 | 6

#5455169 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:47

Lol omgzzzz!!!

By klovemachine | 24

#5455175 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:48

And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D

klovemachine | 24

#5455188 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:51

Edit: OP is female :(
Oh well, it would have been funnier if OP was male

lilhellian | 26

#5455197 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:53

No.. Op is male..

eddeeezzyy | 19

#5455246 - Friday 19 April 2013 4:10

I'm just on crack, but that's just me.

NeinKittenz | 20

#5455260 - Friday 19 April 2013 4:17

#10 you're telling me they aren't supposed too? Shit..

klovemachine | 24

#5455322 - Friday 19 April 2013 4:50

Oh well...I hate those stupid symbols by the OP's name (hangs head in shame)

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#5455338 - Friday 19 April 2013 4:57

Of course women have balls! Ours are just bigger than men's so we have to put them on our chest to prevent chaffing.

Trisha_aus | 15

#5455351 - Friday 19 April 2013 5:01

And...what did you find Noor?

Justy101 | 23

#5455920 - Friday 19 April 2013 14:29

Thank god for that.

wlddog | 14

#5456061 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:49

33 - i find your comment both rude and hilarious.

By bach2121 | 13

#5455179 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:50

I guess i would've laughed too

whos_ur_daddy1 | 19

#5455258 - Friday 19 April 2013 4:16

Hate show offs... Serves you right!

TheApostate | 8

#5455381 - Friday 19 April 2013 5:21

Pride before the fall.

buster113 | 15

#6043293 - Wednesday 20 August 2014 21:00

Just like you picture

By brittyboo123 | 35

#5455186 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:51

Someone's pain is someone else's laughter.

Trisha_aus | 15

#5455343 - Friday 19 April 2013 4:58

And here we are on FML!

perdix | 29

#5455435 - Friday 19 April 2013 6:19

#4, the Germans capture that whole sentence in a single word: Schadenfreude.

It's even on my FML T-shirt.

adriandurnell | 5

#5455511 - Friday 19 April 2013 7:43

that's for sure lol

MuseFan1991 | 14

#5455967 - Friday 19 April 2013 15:28

i was trying to work how to spell that Perdix :) i love you
i would have found it hysterical if i saw it

By RpiesSPIES | 27

#5455194 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:52

Never try and do something to impress random people unless you're a professional. Otherwise you end up hurting yourself... I speak from experience.

By Pstraka6 | 20

#5455195 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:53

Practice first my friend

By kyrisonfusion | 22

#5455198 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:53

Don't try to look cool....it didnt really work did it?

By VasilisaUzhasnaj | 29

#5455207 - Friday 19 April 2013 3:55

"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI.

Bonus points because they were total strangers.

iamananglophile | 18

#5455227 - Friday 19 April 2013 4:00

Exactly what I came here to say.

ragini95 | 16

#5455533 - Friday 19 April 2013 8:13

I don't get why that is? Everyone likes attention, it's not terrible of him to want some praise geez.

doodlecloud | 26

#5455576 - Friday 19 April 2013 9:07

Completely agree - I could understand if he was trying to impress his mates but total strangers? Who craves that much attention, needs people they don't know to like them so desperately? That's just sad...