Intimacy: Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop,...

By gerligrl97 - 12/06/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

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By december2009 - 04/01/2010 03:41 - United States

Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML

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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 03:27 - United States

Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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By faded as shit - 27/09/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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futtbuck101 1

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:30

you better get that food back

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:28

Yet you call him your "boyfriend".

Comments

CaptainPickles72 18

Monday 13 June 2011 2:04

You got screwed...........over.

aaalllliiiii 6

Monday 13 June 2011 2:04

he's an idiot

gerligrl97 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:06

I posted an FML almost identical to this a couple days ago!!!!! it was denied Nd was worded a tiny bit different. this story is obviously fake if it happened to me. Today, someone stole my FML. FML.

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 13 June 2011 2:14

Is that why you have an Original Poster ribbon on your comment?

ProhibitionRose 14

Monday 13 June 2011 3:10

chill out home girl, the posters name is the same as your. herp derp?

Ghostkiller12345 9

Monday 13 June 2011 3:12

I guess u got owned,on FML and with your boyfriend...Modification of ur FML:"Today,someone stole my FML, until I realised I stole my own FML. FML"

ReneeFlem_Flam 2

Monday 13 June 2011 8:50

Wow.....dumb moment

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 13 June 2011 18:44

Your profile says you're 15, but you have '97 in your username. You are a little tramp, say bye to your belongings.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Monday 13 June 2011 2:08

maybe OP is posting this from a local library :)

tierragrace2077 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:13

what does op n ydi stand for? and u should have cn it coming btw

blakesaurus 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:22

really failing to see how OP deserves it. nobody else has ever had anybody misrepresent themselves and their interests? seriously, **** anybody who says YDI. this is essentially a rape and a robbery.

slkdw 1

Monday 13 June 2011 2:45

so what you're basically saying is even though she slept with him voluntarily, because of the fact that he stole her things that makes it rape? lmao

ProhibitionRose 14

Monday 13 June 2011 3:13

it wasn't rape if she said yes and/or he yelled surprise! thats the problem with idiots like you, you cry rape way too ******* quick. "oh he robbed her! and they had sex...but sense he stole from her let's call it rape too!!"