Splinter cell

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 00:01

Today, because of my inexplicable tendency to constantly get giant splinters in my feet, which generally take at least half an hour of tireless effort to remove, my family and friends have nicknamed me "Footy Woody." FML
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Inexplicable? I think I can mansplain it to you -- wear fucking shoes when you walk around!

Have you heard of this thing called shoes? They’re a pretty neat invention!

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Inexplicable? I think I can mansplain it to you -- wear fucking shoes when you walk around!

Indoors and out.

Have you heard of this thing called shoes? They’re a pretty neat invention!

I'd also suggest a thorough cleaning of the bathroom before every shower, a good vacuuming of the bedroom and bed sheets before you go to bed, and a ban on woodworking in the house.