By abercrombieef - 27/08/2009 23:57 - United States

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Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML
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LadyKaya 0

FYL...I'm so sorry, especially when you have a child who's seen this/heard this...Not only has she seen things she's way too young to understand, or that he'd even do that with a child in the house, but the fighting/divorce that's on the horizon will be hard on her...It's sad that he didn't think of his daughter.

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kitkatkelly 0
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Daddy's gonna get a thumping from someone else tonight.

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kirbyfan23 0

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jess_00 0

yes...yes I am ;) but anyway I agree!

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no1askdu 5

yes...yes I am ;) but anyway I agree!

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Xdanicat 0

To be first, sometimes people just write one or two words to ensure their spot, then edit and say what they actually wanna say. It's a cheap trick, #1, so don't even begin to call other people attention whores.

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americayay 0

Haha 21. Thank you for that. That was terrific. My biggest pet peeve on here are the "NO! Don't take attention away from my accomplishment as first!!!!!!" people. At least everyone else is on topic.

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kirbyfan23 0
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Meh. I'll admit it. I am an attention whore. But I never said it was a bad thing. I just wanted to point it out! So congratulations to all you attention whores out there! Keep doing your work and so it well!

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the_stereotype 0

my reply is kind of relevant...instead of finding your own "wrestling buddy" you should convince your daughter to tell your husband that she has her own little wrestling buddy. of course, it wouldn't be true, but it sure would freak him out. btw, it's kind of bother me...but i think it's supposed to be whoever instead of whomever. feel free to correct me if i'm wrong.

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kirbyfan23 0
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I'm not sure about the "whoever/whomever" thing, but I do believe you should have said "it's kind of botherING me" But I do think you're right.

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Intoxicunt 5
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Whoever is for subject. "Whoever said that is stupid." Whomever is for object. "Give this to whomever you wish." Simple. Now ya know.

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DamnDatFML 0
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In Soviet Russia people don't care about your comment

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hannahrawr24 0
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yay for attention whores. :D

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kitkatkelly 0
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Daddy's gonna get a thumping from someone else tonight.

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senior_dingdong 0
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kitkatkelley... you are TEH FUHKING WINNARZ I LOLD HARD NICE PUN

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YamahaMama09 0

Wow......that sucks.

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Gwenhyvar 3
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Ouch. That sucks. Creepy that the daughter has seen it?

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Luv4Paramore 0

oh wow i guess he wasnt expecting ur daughter to tell u anything. fyl.

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NELU_fml 0

kids say the darnest things

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vickyvicious_fml 0

that's so messed up. I'm sorry that this happened to you.

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Is Melinda as young as your daughter? Because that would make this FML even more fucked.

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null_fml 11
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Of course not!! They wouldn't be in the same weight category.

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LadyKaya 0

FYL...I'm so sorry, especially when you have a child who's seen this/heard this...Not only has she seen things she's way too young to understand, or that he'd even do that with a child in the house, but the fighting/divorce that's on the horizon will be hard on her...It's sad that he didn't think of his daughter.

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