Transportation, Cars and Neighbours: Waiting anxiously

Waiting anxiously

By ProFesser - 28/03/2017 16:00

Today, while heading outside to go to work, I slip on my driveway and my coffee thermos-mug ends up flying out of my hand, and smashes my next door neighbor's brand new truck window. The thermos-mug broke and splashed hot coffee all over his seats too. He's a hard-ass military dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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Confuddled

By Spiller - 17/11/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML

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By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

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Stop!

By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By corleon198425 - 19/02/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2017 01:30

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By disheshateme - 18/11/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, it was my turn to do the suite's dishes. I was in the process of drying my roommate's coffee mug when the handle suddenly snapped off and the sharp edge left on the mug scraped down my arm. I now have a 3-inch long gash in my arm. I was attacked by a cheap coffee mug. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By Defeated by cups - 21/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML

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By Leo_RxXx - 26/05/2009 12:18 - United States

Today, I was getting off of work, talking to my boss, and I asked if I could get a ride home, since my usual ride was too lazy to come get me. He said, sure, but to be really careful since he'd just had his car detailed. I was getting in the car, tripped, and threw my hot cocoa all inside of his car. FML

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CrazyChiC42 10

Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:26

Don't make it worse. Tell him immediately so you can clean up the coffee before it stains. It is far better than having a hardass military guy believing you broke his window and stained seats on purpose.

Etweens96 25

Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:45

Just go ahead let him know, apologize and offer to pay for the damage. It's best you be up front about it instead of being scared and not

Comments

readingrachel 9

Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:06

Deny deny deny

Cynical_1 26

Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:26

Tell him it was a terrorist drive by.

CrazyChiC42 10

Tuesday 28 March 2017 16:26

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 28 March 2017 18:35

Aw, I'm sorry. You're gonna get fragged.

ashilyy24 8

Tuesday 28 March 2017 20:15

That is the most unfortunate thing.

BrianCMullin 3

Tuesday 28 March 2017 20:20

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hey_micky 8

Thursday 30 March 2017 10:21

well mine is made from stainless steel so it absolutely could break a window

HalfLit 17

Tuesday 28 March 2017 20:53

What the hell is that mug made of that it broke through a windshield?

needagoodlaugh 34

Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:14

If the window already had a weak spot and the mug hit it just right it could cause it to break. The odds are low but that's what bad luck is all about.

kirkaygri 18

Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:34

They didn't say windshield...

ArmyVet1 16

Thursday 30 March 2017 4:09

probably a yeti. They're extremely strong and durable

Etweens96 25

Tuesday 28 March 2017 21:45

Just go ahead let him know, apologize and offer to pay for the damage. It's best you be up front about it instead of being scared and not

SouperMan14 4

Tuesday 28 March 2017 23:34

I kinda believe OP because I have a metal coffee mug that's pretty dense and wouldn't surprise me if could break a window

soulreaper12296 28

Wednesday 29 March 2017 16:07

Well you know, you could just tell him about it immediately and offer to pay for the window instead of worrying about how pissed he'll be because he's a "military hard-ass".