Kids: Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered...

By Brandy_Dandy78 - 12/06/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By Good 2 have friends. - 28/12/2010 18:04 - United States

Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By NextTimeMom'sDriving - 11/06/2014 16:41 - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML

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By BondingTime - 17/03/2014 09:51 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was babysitting my nephew and we decided to color together. He drew a picture of someone who looked dead, almost zombie-like, while everyone else looked pretty normal. When I asked who it was, he said in a serious, scary voice, "It's you." FML

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By R2A8 - 01/03/2019 04:00 - Kenya

Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML

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By MandyPanda - 25/05/2009 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML

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PSQ91 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Reread it.

luckycharm421 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:28

siblings, you gotta love them xD

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ipod_fml 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:27

do NOT sleep in a church

PSQ91 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Reread it.

IBeBlazin 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

Learn to read retard they said they fell asleep on the way to church not in church.

hiyourcute 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

OP wasn't sleeping in the church, he fell asleep on the way therel

IronMaiden45 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:52

doesn't anyone know how to read anymore?

princessRiRi97 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:10

What did they write i hope it was nothing like i love the devil

Epilepsy_fml 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:36

And why not? Will I be damned to hell?

FarSide 22

Monday 13 June 2011 0:39

YDI OP for being drunk on the way to church.

ProhibitionRose 14

Monday 13 June 2011 3:25

They probably drew penises and "I love the ****" all over her face.

BossDavyy 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:09

29 - I think #1 was more drunk than OP

bubble25_fml 5

Monday 13 June 2011 10:16

1-what else is church for if not for sleeping?? kids these days...

fina444 10

Monday 29 August 2011 13:42

Thats right he did fall asleep on the way there

laurennewsom 5

Sunday 20 May 2012 6:45

29-Can you read? OP never said he/she was drunk. OP fell asleep.

luckycharm421 3

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:28

siblings, you gotta love them xD

lulututu 4

Monday 13 June 2011 3:18

I'd rather not :)

BossDavyy 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:10

Yeah I'd rather be a lone wolf. AH-OOOOOOO!

xo_kat_xo 0

Monday 13 June 2011 5:15

39- you took the words right out of my mouth

luckycharm421 3

Monday 13 June 2011 6:31

haha that's a better idea ;D

chino627 0

Monday 13 June 2011 10:02

my siblings are a pain in my ass but I still love them

parxxx 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:10

#39 ikr!!

tellithowitis 13

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:29

wow

Alex94xela 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:29

is the op's name wigglytuff wheather it is or isn't op got jigglypuffed

smellymellyy 7

Monday 13 June 2011 0:32

that dog is so cute

Zero66Core 0

Monday 26 March 2012 19:12

Cgfhhshehhsheggsh Honda civic

amazinglyHappy 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:29

maybe someone thought they were signs from god XD

btnhdude 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:23

I doubt it.

amazinglyHappy 6

Monday 13 June 2011 8:06

just a joke... :D

MrXerxes5 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:30

I'm sure if they wrote something like ''Hell'' or anything ''vulgar'' they'd have given a damn.

hiyourcute 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:32

Sounds like something my family would do

Exeedingmango 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:33

Surprise...?

ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:34

YDI. You go to church and care about what those crazy Jesus freaks think of your appearance.

ripgeorgecarl1n 7

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:57

Thats bull. My comment was moderated because I insulted churchgoers. I didn't even swear!

PSQ91 6

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:39

And you didn't notice the wierd looks people were giving you?

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:46

Don't you love siblings? :P

ohthatgirl 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:19

speak for yourself ;-/

fudgesicle 6

Monday 13 June 2011 7:51

no. incest is terrible!

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